And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1280 | 2012-12-30 17:47:27 | 95.84 | 94% |
| 1048 | 2011-12-14 00:50:23 | 102.37 | 99% |
| 616 | 2009-05-19 18:21:41 | 90.94 | |
| 591 | 2009-04-13 12:27:30 | 86.05 | |
| 582 | 2009-04-11 20:23:23 | 91.48 | |
| 395 | 2008-10-11 21:41:11 | 85.05 | |
| 198 | 2008-08-14 02:38:08 | 82.44 |