I never knew I could drive like that. I was going faster than I've ever gone before, and yet, it all seemed to be happening in slow motion. I was seeing three and four moves ahead, weaving in and out of lanes like an Olympic skier on a gold medal run. I knew I was challenging the very laws of physics. At Queens Boulevard, I took the shoulder. At Jewel Avenue, I used the median. I had it. I was there... and then... I hit the Van Wyck. They say no one's ever beaten the Van Wyck, but gentlemen, I tell you this - I came as close as anyone ever has. And if it hadn't been for that five-car-pile-up on Rockaway Boulevard, that numbskull would be on a plane for Seattle right now instead of looking for a parking space downstairs.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 273437 | 2020-04-09 20:40:31 | 160.92 | 99% |
| 228697 | 2020-01-15 20:07:11 | 148.80 | 99% |
| 173373 | 2019-09-23 17:03:13 | 144.54 | 98% |
| 164394 | 2019-08-20 17:31:08 | 132.40 | 98% |
| 162028 | 2019-08-15 16:57:09 | 128.11 | 97% |
| 161334 | 2019-08-14 11:05:28 | 130.66 | 97% |
| 161333 | 2019-08-14 11:01:40 | 115.78 | 95% |
| 161332 | 2019-08-14 10:59:57 | 134.83 | 98% |
| 160364 | 2019-08-11 10:11:49 | 123.81 | 97% |
| 160363 | 2019-08-11 10:10:24 | 103.05 | 96% |
| 160362 | 2019-08-11 10:08:31 | 137.74 | 98% |
| 160361 | 2019-08-11 10:05:43 | 126.53 | 97% |
| 158128 | 2019-08-07 02:00:13 | 143.52 | 98% |
| 158127 | 2019-08-07 01:58:44 | 124.20 | 96% |
| 158126 | 2019-08-07 01:57:27 | 139.24 | 97% |
| 158125 | 2019-08-07 01:56:19 | 135.98 | 97% |
| 157536 | 2019-08-05 00:31:07 | 118.82 | 95% |
| 157535 | 2019-08-05 00:29:40 | 133.93 | 97% |
| 157534 | 2019-08-05 00:27:57 | 145.04 | 97% |
| 157533 | 2019-08-05 00:26:47 | 140.54 | 97% |
| 156720 | 2019-08-03 00:27:59 | 166.01 | 99% |
| 156719 | 2019-08-03 00:26:53 | 124.90 | 96% |
| 156718 | 2019-08-03 00:25:38 | 128.30 | 97% |
| 156717 | 2019-08-03 00:24:24 | 139.50 | 98% |
| 155688 | 2019-08-01 01:24:20 | 130.50 | 97% |
| 155687 | 2019-08-01 01:23:08 | 135.77 | 98% |
| 155686 | 2019-08-01 01:21:57 | 119.90 | 97% |
| 155685 | 2019-08-01 01:20:39 | 128.91 | 98% |
| 153726 | 2019-07-25 23:44:49 | 122.60 | 97% |
| 153725 | 2019-07-25 23:43:32 | 133.13 | 98% |
| 153724 | 2019-07-25 23:42:21 | 129.51 | 98% |
| 153478 | 2019-07-25 17:42:38 | 131.62 | 97% |
| 150353 | 2019-07-18 23:15:53 | 134.25 | 97% |
| 124899 | 2019-05-24 22:24:09 | 117.90 | 97% |
| 124884 | 2019-05-24 21:56:25 | 127.34 | 97% |
| 121950 | 2019-05-18 21:01:17 | 123.43 | 97% |
| 121937 | 2019-05-18 20:35:23 | 129.43 | 97% |
| 118286 | 2019-05-11 00:55:28 | 139.49 | 98% |
| 115476 | 2019-05-02 21:41:49 | 131.52 | 98% |
| 115322 | 2019-05-02 12:58:15 | 116.20 | 97% |
| 113911 | 2019-04-27 23:13:29 | 136.54 | 98% |
| 112367 | 2019-04-22 20:20:23 | 124.35 | 97% |
| 110034 | 2019-04-17 23:39:56 | 122.95 | 97% |
| 109572 | 2019-04-16 16:42:47 | 133.80 | 98% |
| 108872 | 2019-04-14 02:25:07 | 115.62 | 97% |
| 108862 | 2019-04-14 02:07:28 | 114.16 | 96% |
| 91230 | 2019-03-19 16:57:41 | 111.02 | 96% |
| 70254 | 2019-02-28 06:20:54 | 114.43 | 97% |
| 70246 | 2019-02-28 06:04:16 | 113.49 | 96% |
| 69089 | 2019-02-25 21:26:43 | 130.23 | 98% |
| 69086 | 2019-02-25 21:21:57 | 123.89 | 97% |
| 67859 | 2019-02-23 18:29:08 | 137.28 | 98% |
| 67847 | 2019-02-23 18:11:45 | 129.21 | 97% |
| 65048 | 2019-02-17 20:39:04 | 123.23 | 98% |
| 65039 | 2019-02-17 20:23:18 | 119.97 | 98% |
| 64013 | 2019-02-14 22:40:40 | 135.85 | 98% |
| 64004 | 2019-02-14 21:48:28 | 124.94 | 97% |
| 62440 | 2019-02-10 23:50:11 | 105.77 | 97% |
| 62432 | 2019-02-10 23:34:49 | 123.77 | 98% |
| 60703 | 2019-02-06 23:36:59 | 120.59 | 97% |
| 60702 | 2019-02-06 23:35:18 | 124.00 | 97% |
| 59991 | 2019-02-04 21:43:16 | 111.94 | 96% |
| 57679 | 2019-01-31 12:01:30 | 107.00 | 98% |
| 57671 | 2019-01-31 11:44:46 | 105.93 | 98% |
| 56679 | 2019-01-28 22:02:11 | 101.30 | 97% |
| 56669 | 2019-01-28 21:43:54 | 105.26 | 97% |
| 55435 | 2019-01-26 01:05:58 | 105.64 | 97% |
| 55427 | 2019-01-26 00:50:21 | 109.23 | 97% |
| 54589 | 2019-01-23 18:18:47 | 106.05 | 96% |
| 54584 | 2019-01-23 18:06:39 | 80.20 | 98% |
| 53527 | 2019-01-20 21:27:01 | 120.08 | 98% |
| 53519 | 2019-01-20 21:14:49 | 110.99 | 97% |
| 51196 | 2019-01-14 21:54:23 | 115.62 | 97% |
| 51185 | 2019-01-14 21:35:42 | 126.84 | 98% |
| 48568 | 2019-01-10 22:15:35 | 116.66 | 98% |
| 48559 | 2019-01-10 22:01:38 | 123.16 | 97% |
| 47898 | 2019-01-09 18:24:18 | 122.88 | 97% |
| 47368 | 2019-01-08 17:50:39 | 122.55 | 97% |
| 47363 | 2019-01-08 17:43:44 | 120.09 | 97% |
| 46783 | 2019-01-06 23:31:49 | 116.45 | 98% |
| 46775 | 2019-01-06 23:19:16 | 108.91 | 97% |
| 45933 | 2019-01-04 17:40:27 | 143.40 | 99% |
| 44934 | 2019-01-02 14:24:16 | 123.39 | 97% |
| 44928 | 2019-01-02 14:17:14 | 109.03 | 95% |
| 43629 | 2018-12-30 14:10:48 | 103.93 | 96% |