Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 305409 | 2020-08-14 12:59:51 | 172.32 | 99% |
| 269588 | 2020-04-05 20:36:05 | 145.77 | 98% |
| 259153 | 2020-03-21 21:19:46 | 133.38 | 98% |
| 258798 | 2020-03-20 16:14:11 | 139.82 | 99% |
| 177113 | 2019-10-23 20:12:51 | 140.93 | 98% |
| 150758 | 2019-07-19 22:33:34 | 127.97 | 97% |
| 131997 | 2019-06-10 17:08:42 | 154.31 | 99% |
| 127235 | 2019-05-31 00:21:19 | 139.85 | 98% |
| 125323 | 2019-05-25 22:38:30 | 125.06 | 98% |
| 124531 | 2019-05-24 04:48:06 | 146.81 | 99% |
| 122410 | 2019-05-19 17:28:20 | 119.62 | 97% |
| 120198 | 2019-05-15 20:09:11 | 126.22 | 97% |
| 110332 | 2019-04-18 20:17:31 | 123.71 | 97% |
| 108199 | 2019-04-12 17:05:16 | 132.16 | 98% |
| 91735 | 2019-03-20 02:18:37 | 116.66 | 98% |
| 63457 | 2019-02-13 18:11:45 | 99.06 | 96% |
| 61499 | 2019-02-08 18:01:57 | 117.29 | 97% |
| 60851 | 2019-02-07 06:20:52 | 93.19 | 96% |
| 57313 | 2019-01-30 02:03:06 | 102.52 | 97% |
| 51962 | 2019-01-16 18:11:44 | 136.76 | 99% |
| 46656 | 2019-01-06 13:47:35 | 125.42 | 98% |
| 43209 | 2018-12-29 02:21:04 | 129.01 | 98% |
| 37592 | 2018-12-12 15:50:45 | 102.58 | 96% |
| 37037 | 2018-12-11 15:49:26 | 111.23 | 97% |
| 24118 | 2018-11-03 22:57:58 | 96.77 | 95% |
| 16514 | 2018-10-16 04:16:18 | 106.81 | 98% |
| 10465 | 2018-09-14 23:26:25 | 100.04 | 97% |
| 1826 | 2017-11-27 17:45:17 | 99.87 | 96% |