Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 385578 | 2021-08-20 05:40:31 | 141.08 | 98% |
| 269587 | 2020-04-05 20:35:26 | 129.21 | 98% |
| 200815 | 2019-11-30 20:35:19 | 126.45 | 97% |
| 177895 | 2019-10-25 20:59:33 | 124.91 | 98% |
| 171010 | 2019-09-06 17:33:39 | 131.53 | 98% |
| 155438 | 2019-07-30 00:24:43 | 123.21 | 97% |
| 154002 | 2019-07-27 00:50:04 | 126.02 | 98% |
| 153776 | 2019-07-26 04:10:40 | 132.57 | 98% |
| 153667 | 2019-07-25 22:07:08 | 129.32 | 98% |
| 135934 | 2019-06-18 22:36:40 | 124.15 | 97% |
| 125931 | 2019-05-27 00:54:20 | 120.52 | 97% |
| 124206 | 2019-05-23 21:43:28 | 131.89 | 99% |
| 120090 | 2019-05-15 16:47:06 | 119.96 | 97% |
| 66229 | 2019-02-20 06:34:56 | 105.10 | 97% |
| 63264 | 2019-02-13 04:12:13 | 107.65 | 97% |
| 60439 | 2019-02-06 06:11:24 | 127.24 | 98% |
| 56501 | 2019-01-28 16:55:28 | 98.99 | 96% |
| 53795 | 2019-01-21 05:26:57 | 135.28 | 99% |
| 52402 | 2019-01-17 21:56:30 | 104.09 | 97% |
| 51767 | 2019-01-16 04:43:09 | 128.54 | 98% |
| 44516 | 2019-01-01 15:02:32 | 104.19 | 98% |
| 44515 | 2019-01-01 15:01:30 | 93.39 | 96% |
| 40260 | 2018-12-20 22:49:01 | 108.19 | 96% |
| 32535 | 2018-11-29 21:34:24 | 120.35 | 98% |
| 32510 | 2018-11-29 21:02:20 | 124.47 | 98% |
| 27859 | 2018-11-16 06:41:26 | 125.42 | 99% |
| 18200 | 2018-10-22 14:44:51 | 111.12 | 97% |
| 17616 | 2018-10-19 22:48:49 | 105.13 | 96% |
| 17263 | 2018-10-19 13:52:37 | 102.34 | 97% |
| 16532 | 2018-10-16 04:43:21 | 112.25 | 98% |
| 12880 | 2018-10-04 17:23:39 | 111.19 | 98% |