The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 390573 | 2022-01-31 03:38:58 | 152.05 | 99% |
| 385655 | 2021-08-25 07:29:45 | 165.51 | 99% |
| 308308 | 2020-09-17 07:30:17 | 122.12 | 97% |
| 202282 | 2019-12-02 16:38:39 | 126.00 | 96% |
| 179789 | 2019-10-29 14:13:30 | 105.55 | 98% |
| 172563 | 2019-09-16 03:00:52 | 135.43 | 96% |
| 171437 | 2019-09-09 15:56:45 | 149.47 | 98% |
| 163808 | 2019-08-19 13:04:04 | 104.81 | 96% |
| 145517 | 2019-07-06 10:39:34 | 133.13 | 97% |
| 125698 | 2019-05-26 20:04:10 | 119.82 | 96% |
| 123875 | 2019-05-23 01:42:18 | 139.25 | 99% |
| 121102 | 2019-05-17 16:33:34 | 139.24 | 97% |
| 119584 | 2019-05-14 17:07:23 | 138.83 | 98% |
| 116299 | 2019-05-05 16:43:41 | 111.85 | 97% |
| 114338 | 2019-04-29 01:41:39 | 143.14 | 98% |
| 110790 | 2019-04-19 18:22:27 | 119.09 | 98% |
| 108339 | 2019-04-12 21:59:10 | 114.53 | 96% |
| 107650 | 2019-04-11 02:46:41 | 113.03 | 97% |
| 105632 | 2019-04-05 16:33:39 | 147.99 | 99% |
| 104963 | 2019-04-03 23:15:34 | 110.11 | 97% |
| 67571 | 2019-02-23 02:03:10 | 128.35 | 98% |
| 67570 | 2019-02-23 02:01:59 | 112.55 | 97% |
| 66014 | 2019-02-19 23:00:35 | 98.59 | 96% |
| 55567 | 2019-01-26 05:10:33 | 110.78 | 97% |
| 45163 | 2019-01-02 19:34:50 | 104.15 | 96% |
| 35291 | 2018-12-06 23:48:58 | 116.75 | 97% |
| 34132 | 2018-12-03 21:41:56 | 101.73 | 97% |
| 31804 | 2018-11-28 21:27:18 | 115.41 | 98% |
| 10237 | 2018-09-14 15:07:39 | 117.24 | 98% |
| 8267 | 2018-06-13 17:16:23 | 106.86 | 96% |
| 8076 | 2018-04-25 16:57:39 | 108.42 | 96% |
| 1215 | 2017-04-26 03:03:32 | 93.94 | 91% |