And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 390683 | 2022-02-01 05:02:31 | 178.11 | 100% |
| 390344 | 2022-01-19 11:54:44 | 176.13 | 99% |
| 387576 | 2021-10-26 00:26:16 | 151.14 | 98% |
| 308995 | 2020-09-27 15:16:24 | 139.63 | 98% |
| 302178 | 2020-06-11 09:05:57 | 151.13 | 98% |
| 301286 | 2020-05-30 13:48:41 | 152.78 | 98% |
| 292328 | 2020-05-13 00:38:39 | 149.75 | 98% |
| 274949 | 2020-04-15 03:55:37 | 169.78 | 98% |
| 259928 | 2020-03-24 01:19:44 | 136.51 | 96% |
| 228181 | 2020-01-10 14:33:07 | 156.48 | 98% |
| 172150 | 2019-09-13 00:03:22 | 159.16 | 98% |
| 171859 | 2019-09-11 16:00:29 | 172.01 | 98% |
| 168278 | 2019-08-27 02:00:41 | 162.04 | 99% |
| 167254 | 2019-08-24 21:59:46 | 134.32 | 96% |
| 156837 | 2019-08-03 07:01:09 | 131.69 | 97% |
| 146264 | 2019-07-08 10:49:30 | 178.58 | 100% |
| 128142 | 2019-06-02 19:18:20 | 139.83 | 97% |
| 128014 | 2019-06-02 01:32:39 | 155.96 | 98% |
| 122030 | 2019-05-18 22:44:40 | 125.69 | 97% |
| 119509 | 2019-05-14 15:14:53 | 158.94 | 98% |
| 117454 | 2019-05-09 02:22:35 | 136.57 | 99% |
| 112736 | 2019-04-23 22:27:24 | 139.33 | 99% |
| 111685 | 2019-04-20 08:53:29 | 129.04 | 98% |
| 109140 | 2019-04-15 01:18:27 | 140.30 | 97% |
| 106083 | 2019-04-06 19:59:18 | 127.64 | 97% |
| 92965 | 2019-03-21 04:14:23 | 119.53 | 97% |
| 63526 | 2019-02-13 19:31:10 | 115.18 | 96% |
| 62868 | 2019-02-12 17:27:52 | 131.98 | 99% |
| 61301 | 2019-02-08 05:01:09 | 143.59 | 99% |
| 60538 | 2019-02-06 18:21:53 | 134.08 | 99% |
| 39307 | 2018-12-17 19:59:27 | 129.98 | 98% |
| 32745 | 2018-11-30 04:09:58 | 123.95 | 98% |
| 22639 | 2018-10-31 16:28:18 | 131.08 | 98% |
| 10347 | 2018-09-14 18:57:06 | 129.72 | 98% |
| 2805 | 2017-12-29 01:46:19 | 102.54 | 97% |
| 2804 | 2017-12-29 01:45:16 | 108.03 | 98% |
| 985 | 2017-03-21 19:32:51 | 93.02 | 92% |