Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7099 | 2021-04-07 14:56:01 | 64.30 | 96% |
| 3238 | 2019-05-25 17:38:07 | 51.48 | 96% |