And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 45233 | 2012-04-24 21:19:23 | 97.83 | 95% |
| 44793 | 2012-04-16 04:53:21 | 97.97 | 94% |
| 44480 | 2012-04-11 21:16:09 | 102.31 | 95% |
| 44467 | 2012-04-11 20:15:12 | 94.75 | 94% |
| 44401 | 2012-04-10 20:54:34 | 93.22 | 92% |
| 44075 | 2012-04-07 22:48:31 | 105.56 | 98% |
| 43773 | 2012-04-04 05:33:20 | 92.77 | 92% |
| 43738 | 2012-04-03 20:49:01 | 95.63 | 93% |
| 43622 | 2012-04-01 19:50:16 | 92.76 | 93% |
| 42541 | 2012-03-14 20:44:12 | 93.81 | 96% |
| 42132 | 2012-02-19 09:50:31 | 96.28 | 95% |
| 41225 | 2012-02-04 08:03:50 | 96.58 | 94% |
| 40982 | 2012-02-03 03:52:09 | 88.65 | 92% |
| 40895 | 2012-02-01 09:53:17 | 93.90 | 95% |
| 40381 | 2012-01-23 22:40:32 | 98.52 | 95% |
| 40336 | 2012-01-22 23:18:03 | 93.28 | 93% |
| 40268 | 2012-01-22 09:14:28 | 94.13 | 95% |
| 39827 | 2011-12-06 23:27:24 | 103.44 | 97% |
| 39811 | 2011-12-06 05:39:58 | 96.96 | 96% |
| 39425 | 2011-11-27 07:07:18 | 89.32 | 95% |
| 39100 | 2011-11-21 00:05:03 | 96.38 | 95% |
| 39090 | 2011-11-20 23:35:47 | 90.49 | 93% |
| 38967 | 2011-11-19 07:29:19 | 85.99 | 92% |
| 38895 | 2011-11-18 06:16:39 | 90.45 | 94% |
| 38710 | 2011-11-13 02:22:07 | 88.19 | 93% |
| 37964 | 2011-11-04 03:46:18 | 97.46 | 97% |
| 37397 | 2011-10-06 00:00:36 | 88.89 | 95% |
| 36929 | 2011-09-18 01:00:03 | 95.54 | 98% |
| 36878 | 2011-09-17 05:14:07 | 96.71 | 95% |
| 36083 | 2011-09-03 21:04:34 | 91.98 | 94% |
| 35679 | 2011-08-30 12:26:58 | 97.90 | 98% |
| 35636 | 2011-08-30 07:58:34 | 89.80 | 93% |
| 35367 | 2011-08-27 06:05:05 | 88.33 | 93% |
| 35342 | 2011-08-27 02:19:34 | 91.16 | 92% |
| 34944 | 2011-08-22 08:46:38 | 96.02 | 96% |
| 34557 | 2011-08-18 06:35:07 | 93.86 | 96% |
| 34489 | 2011-08-17 06:19:33 | 88.85 | 92% |
| 34011 | 2011-08-11 22:39:14 | 87.47 | 92% |
| 33750 | 2011-08-09 03:31:00 | 96.25 | 96% |
| 33474 | 2011-08-06 05:33:30 | 83.92 | 92% |
| 32936 | 2011-08-01 02:45:19 | 88.25 | 92% |
| 32350 | 2011-07-28 03:14:33 | 92.83 | 94% |
| 31969 | 2011-07-25 07:46:52 | 80.70 | 91% |
| 31717 | 2011-07-23 21:14:24 | 87.48 | 92% |
| 31258 | 2011-07-20 05:32:26 | 81.03 | 91% |
| 31108 | 2011-07-19 01:40:49 | 88.10 | 93% |
| 31062 | 2011-07-19 00:33:59 | 87.12 | 93% |
| 30852 | 2011-07-16 20:41:12 | 82.34 | 89% |
| 30522 | 2011-07-14 21:03:32 | 97.40 | 96% |
| 30452 | 2011-07-14 02:28:36 | 88.16 | 92% |
| 30369 | 2011-07-13 20:50:56 | 84.19 | 90% |
| 30208 | 2011-07-12 20:11:45 | 99.08 | 97% |
| 30160 | 2011-07-11 23:11:04 | 95.47 | 94% |
| 30043 | 2011-07-11 02:18:49 | 95.40 | 97% |
| 29729 | 2011-07-08 18:25:40 | 84.40 | 92% |
| 29402 | 2011-07-07 00:07:51 | 83.24 | 94% |
| 29106 | 2011-07-05 02:08:16 | 77.61 | 91% |
| 28932 | 2011-07-03 16:52:37 | 96.41 | 96% |
| 28500 | 2011-06-30 20:04:24 | 82.83 | 91% |
| 28236 | 2011-06-29 19:34:02 | 83.78 | 91% |
| 28132 | 2011-06-28 18:01:18 | 80.55 | 92% |
| 28037 | 2011-06-27 20:15:19 | 74.14 | 87% |
| 27869 | 2011-06-26 21:21:03 | 92.35 | 94% |
| 27731 | 2011-06-25 18:58:56 | 96.92 | 96% |
| 27355 | 2011-06-23 03:56:07 | 81.24 | 90% |
| 27165 | 2011-06-22 02:37:49 | 70.39 | 90% |
| 26710 | 2011-06-19 18:48:46 | 82.14 | 92% |
| 26412 | 2011-06-18 17:06:48 | 83.83 | 92% |
| 25848 | 2011-06-14 17:05:39 | 89.79 | 97% |
| 25837 | 2011-06-14 16:50:54 | 94.86 | 96% |
| 25774 | 2011-06-14 02:20:09 | 92.32 | 97% |
| 25726 | 2011-06-14 00:13:40 | 84.06 | 94% |
| 25662 | 2011-06-13 16:38:29 | 72.87 | 90% |
| 25562 | 2011-06-13 02:14:52 | 77.26 | 92% |
| 25457 | 2011-06-12 17:33:06 | 81.57 | 94% |
| 25140 | 2011-06-10 16:49:13 | 83.85 | 92% |
| 25065 | 2011-06-10 02:03:52 | 81.50 | 93% |
| 24805 | 2011-06-08 16:23:00 | 79.93 | 92% |
| 24506 | 2011-06-06 19:01:31 | 90.06 | 95% |
| 24449 | 2011-06-06 15:51:00 | 80.79 | 92% |
| 23990 | 2011-06-04 07:28:40 | 77.71 | 91% |
| 23253 | 2011-05-31 20:26:28 | 78.43 | 94% |
| 23041 | 2011-05-30 21:18:48 | 71.52 | 89% |
| 22902 | 2011-05-30 14:06:17 | 63.83 | 88% |
| 22329 | 2011-05-27 12:45:23 | 77.36 | 94% |
| 21637 | 2011-05-24 01:39:49 | 78.45 | 92% |
| 21135 | 2011-05-21 20:05:23 | 73.09 | 89% |
| 20862 | 2011-05-20 14:52:40 | 76.05 | 93% |
| 20690 | 2011-05-19 22:59:31 | 74.64 | 92% |
| 20488 | 2011-05-19 03:18:51 | 71.68 | 90% |
| 19875 | 2011-05-15 20:52:39 | 83.38 | 94% |
| 19584 | 2011-05-14 06:10:35 | 69.18 | 89% |
| 19155 | 2011-05-11 22:17:39 | 77.54 | 92% |
| 19125 | 2011-05-11 14:44:27 | 68.25 | 90% |
| 17811 | 2011-05-05 15:55:42 | 78.05 | 94% |
| 17801 | 2011-05-05 15:45:12 | 69.13 | 90% |
| 17782 | 2011-05-05 06:15:52 | 81.08 | 94% |
| 17772 | 2011-05-05 06:00:36 | 80.54 | 94% |
| 17587 | 2011-05-04 13:09:32 | 79.14 | 93% |
| 16998 | 2011-05-01 03:48:46 | 73.77 | |
| 15865 | 2011-04-25 16:24:26 | 77.26 | |
| 15467 | 2011-04-23 22:54:08 | 86.26 | |
| 14882 | 2011-04-20 04:05:16 | 68.28 | |
| 14291 | 2011-04-16 01:07:44 | 66.73 | |
| 13842 | 2011-04-12 17:40:25 | 71.22 | |
| 13712 | 2011-04-12 05:21:40 | 75.44 | |
| 13453 | 2011-04-10 23:49:17 | 80.79 | |
| 12782 | 2011-04-08 20:31:12 | 68.62 | |
| 12393 | 2011-04-05 14:06:54 | 64.89 | |
| 11871 | 2011-04-03 22:55:48 | 79.15 | |
| 11568 | 2011-04-01 18:53:31 | 71.56 | |
| 11522 | 2011-04-01 17:59:54 | 74.50 | |
| 11491 | 2011-04-01 06:56:44 | 69.88 | |
| 10820 | 2011-03-26 17:35:18 | 66.65 | |
| 10789 | 2011-03-26 16:59:50 | 74.49 | |
| 10298 | 2011-03-18 13:56:42 | 80.21 | |
| 10165 | 2011-03-16 16:41:08 | 74.13 | |
| 9858 | 2011-03-11 16:30:23 | 70.34 | |
| 8615 | 2011-02-19 01:04:36 | 67.40 | |
| 8409 | 2011-02-15 18:09:14 | 76.05 | |
| 8354 | 2011-02-14 18:13:26 | 79.70 | |
| 7575 | 2011-02-01 18:16:14 | 78.81 | |
| 7405 | 2011-01-29 17:21:45 | 70.89 | |
| 7001 | 2011-01-22 16:51:52 | 64.78 | |
| 6123 | 2011-01-10 00:45:21 | 68.13 | |
| 5825 | 2010-12-31 17:04:55 | 67.42 | |
| 5550 | 2010-12-28 00:39:56 | 63.04 | |
| 5335 | 2010-12-24 12:57:44 | 73.06 | |
| 5316 | 2010-12-23 15:41:43 | 63.62 | |
| 5242 | 2010-12-22 15:14:21 | 74.74 | |
| 4646 | 2010-12-11 15:42:12 | 68.59 | |
| 4341 | 2010-10-15 01:25:03 | 87.74 | |
| 3721 | 2010-10-05 17:45:04 | 76.13 | |
| 3628 | 2010-10-03 14:52:33 | 61.77 | |
| 3606 | 2010-10-03 14:26:50 | 72.38 | |
| 3445 | 2010-09-30 19:17:18 | 67.13 | |
| 3328 | 2010-09-29 20:40:11 | 64.26 | |
| 3151 | 2010-09-27 03:05:23 | 67.78 | |
| 2900 | 2010-09-21 20:32:59 | 58.64 | |
| 2773 | 2010-09-20 02:01:22 | 70.80 | |
| 2697 | 2010-09-17 19:40:38 | 58.72 | |
| 2473 | 2010-09-12 16:39:24 | 59.57 | |
| 1326 | 2010-08-15 16:27:57 | 72.36 | |
| 1071 | 2010-08-09 16:54:10 | 70.40 | |
| 857 | 2010-08-05 13:58:32 | 63.21 | |
| 393 | 2010-07-27 16:06:28 | 55.84 | |
| 341 | 2010-07-26 12:25:33 | 53.73 | |
| 22 | 2010-07-20 15:43:55 | 68.06 |