And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3025 | 2015-03-03 17:53:19 | 123.63 | 97% |
| 3003 | 2015-02-10 15:34:28 | 123.16 | 99% |
| 2747 | 2015-01-06 19:35:53 | 120.57 | 98% |
| 2019 | 2013-09-05 22:29:06 | 121.56 | 95% |
| 1838 | 2013-03-10 21:55:46 | 123.84 | 97% |
| 262 | 2012-07-12 18:02:20 | 120.55 | 98% |