And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3576 | 2016-04-04 02:03:54 | 109.32 | 95% |
| 2734 | 2013-01-14 03:32:04 | 112.32 | 94% |
| 1626 | 2012-07-04 02:12:32 | 95.56 | 96% |
| 1139 | 2012-06-06 16:14:41 | 90.55 | 93% |
| 962 | 2012-05-10 19:07:09 | 89.00 | 91% |
| 481 | 2011-10-17 15:04:12 | 100.07 | 94% |
| 358 | 2011-10-08 21:24:52 | 86.44 | 91% |
| 72 | 2011-10-02 01:13:31 | 103.63 | 95% |