Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 636 | 2022-03-03 17:00:59 | 79.56 | 96% |
| 545 | 2021-03-26 15:39:28 | 85.72 | 97% |