Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1929 | 2017-11-22 00:50:09 | 45.31 | 94% |
| 1794 | 2017-11-20 17:33:55 | 49.88 | 97% |
| 1030 | 2017-11-16 02:26:31 | 45.96 | 95% |
| 383 | 2017-11-13 00:02:15 | 52.50 | 96% |