And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8316 | 2021-06-14 06:14:49 | 128.48 | 99% |
| 4552 | 2013-08-28 07:46:44 | 117.38 | 95% |
| 4309 | 2013-05-05 04:31:08 | 109.94 | 94% |
| 3712 | 2012-02-27 05:14:46 | 125.91 | 97% |
| 3365 | 2012-01-05 03:05:49 | 104.41 | 95% |
| 3323 | 2012-01-04 08:27:36 | 122.83 | 97% |
| 3030 | 2011-11-23 05:14:02 | 112.57 | 98% |
| 2998 | 2011-11-16 10:55:36 | 118.56 | 97% |
| 2281 | 2011-05-11 08:09:57 | 121.37 | 99% |
| 1824 | 2011-02-24 09:52:52 | 103.78 | |
| 1535 | 2011-01-14 06:01:41 | 100.06 | |
| 938 | 2010-11-26 06:03:47 | 100.56 |