Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6497 | 2021-05-20 09:45:23 | 86.72 | 94% |
| 4131 | 2018-09-13 12:05:36 | 84.56 | 95% |
| 3094 | 2018-04-10 12:14:03 | 73.09 | 95% |
| 837 | 2017-08-24 10:53:51 | 75.01 | 96% |
| 359 | 2017-06-22 01:59:13 | 55.81 | 96% |