Text race history for Hydratictheta (flobosthefish)

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I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.

Game Time WPM Accuracy
8200 2020-11-30 04:25:01 85.30 97%
7649 2020-11-15 12:30:16 74.78 97%
6412 2020-10-21 10:26:07 75.35 96%