I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 66583 | 2023-09-11 20:36:14 | 179.82 | 98.6% |
| 66246 | 2023-09-09 21:57:20 | 164.35 | 97.9% |
| 65453 | 2023-08-27 17:39:45 | 167.31 | 98.7% |
| 65023 | 2023-08-26 01:17:43 | 166.01 | 98.4% |