I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the perfect country and western song, because he hadn't said anything at all about mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk. Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to this song and he sent it to me, and after reading it I realized that my friend had written the perfect country and western song, and I felt obliged to include it on this album. The last verse goes like this here. Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison, and I went to pick her up in the rain. But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got runned over by a damned old train.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 50333 | 2022-12-22 03:22:10 | 179.01 | 98% |
| 50332 | 2022-12-22 03:21:13 | 173.04 | 99% |
| 50331 | 2022-12-22 03:20:00 | 151.88 | 97% |
| 50330 | 2022-12-22 03:19:05 | 180.25 | 99% |
| 50329 | 2022-12-22 03:17:45 | 157.41 | 98% |
| 50328 | 2022-12-22 03:16:44 | 152.77 | 98% |
| 50327 | 2022-12-22 03:15:50 | 159.45 | 98% |
| 50326 | 2022-12-22 03:14:12 | 161.37 | 97% |
| 50325 | 2022-12-22 03:13:20 | 169.45 | 98% |
| 50324 | 2022-12-22 03:12:28 | 171.07 | 97% |
| 49436 | 2022-12-19 00:38:19 | 155.82 | 97% |
| 49435 | 2022-12-19 00:37:25 | 194.08 | 99% |
| 49434 | 2022-12-19 00:36:41 | 168.26 | 98% |
| 49433 | 2022-12-19 00:35:51 | 163.26 | 98% |
| 49432 | 2022-12-19 00:35:00 | 155.37 | 98% |
| 49431 | 2022-12-19 00:34:06 | 162.49 | 98% |
| 49430 | 2022-12-19 00:33:15 | 182.00 | 99% |
| 49429 | 2022-12-19 00:32:28 | 179.53 | 99% |
| 49428 | 2022-12-19 00:31:41 | 159.02 | 97% |
| 49427 | 2022-12-19 00:30:49 | 185.28 | 99% |
| 33777 | 2022-03-17 22:33:59 | 154.45 | 98% |
| 33776 | 2022-03-17 22:33:04 | 181.74 | 99% |
| 24226 | 2021-12-05 22:06:41 | 179.99 | 99% |
| 12415 | 2021-04-12 22:25:47 | 165.38 | 99% |
| 8527 | 2021-02-27 23:15:47 | 158.54 | 98.8% |
| 4591 | 2020-11-29 03:24:49 | 150.17 | 99% |
| 1976 | 2020-11-08 22:10:41 | 139.87 | 99% |
| 1975 | 2020-11-08 22:09:11 | 146.28 | 100% |
| 1974 | 2020-11-08 22:07:14 | 148.39 | 100% |
| 1973 | 2020-11-08 22:03:49 | 149.94 | 100% |
| 1972 | 2020-11-08 22:02:06 | 139.76 | 99% |
| 1971 | 2020-11-08 22:00:29 | 141.14 | 99% |
| 1970 | 2020-11-08 21:59:15 | 149.43 | 99% |
| 1969 | 2020-11-08 21:56:42 | 149.18 | 100% |
| 1968 | 2020-11-08 21:55:35 | 143.91 | 100% |
| 1967 | 2020-11-08 21:54:08 | 138.87 | 98% |
| 1697 | 2020-11-07 17:27:26 | 145.71 | 99% |
| 1696 | 2020-11-07 17:25:04 | 147.75 | 99% |
| 1695 | 2020-11-07 17:23:06 | 138.65 | 98% |
| 1694 | 2020-11-07 17:21:34 | 129.45 | 98% |
| 1693 | 2020-11-07 17:20:26 | 144.29 | 99% |
| 1692 | 2020-11-07 17:19:07 | 139.50 | 99% |
| 1691 | 2020-11-07 17:18:04 | 135.39 | 99% |
| 1690 | 2020-11-07 17:16:51 | 138.49 | 99% |
| 1689 | 2020-11-07 17:15:37 | 139.95 | 99% |
| 1688 | 2020-11-07 17:14:28 | 139.60 | 98% |