And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 48443 | 2022-02-13 04:29:09 | 149.34 | 98% |
| 47618 | 2022-02-05 11:11:50 | 165.91 | 99% |
| 40151 | 2017-05-14 22:29:48 | 175.74 | 97% |
| 37372 | 2015-10-28 01:46:42 | 140.30 | 92% |
| 37232 | 2014-07-28 00:47:38 | 166.74 | 98% |
| 35901 | 2014-04-04 16:44:37 | 144.40 | 97% |
| 35876 | 2014-04-04 14:25:11 | 159.60 | 98% |
| 35857 | 2014-04-03 22:32:02 | 175.96 | 99% |
| 35444 | 2014-03-22 23:41:48 | 168.21 | 98% |
| 35432 | 2014-03-22 21:32:11 | 168.47 | 98% |
| 35168 | 2013-11-04 05:16:38 | 156.12 | 98% |
| 34843 | 2013-10-30 21:13:49 | 164.73 | 99% |
| 34477 | 2013-10-27 19:03:13 | 153.44 | 96% |
| 34206 | 2013-10-23 21:49:40 | 151.05 | 96% |
| 34061 | 2013-08-15 18:45:08 | 150.01 | 95% |
| 34024 | 2013-08-13 22:28:11 | 158.32 | 98% |
| 33476 | 2013-08-04 21:30:50 | 161.87 | 97% |
| 33289 | 2013-08-03 22:43:23 | 164.13 | 98% |
| 31668 | 2012-09-19 19:58:42 | 167.05 | 98% |
| 30997 | 2012-09-09 19:22:55 | 158.91 | 95% |
| 30854 | 2012-09-08 19:58:19 | 152.53 | 95% |
| 30225 | 2012-09-01 10:28:16 | 175.23 | 98% |
| 30207 | 2012-08-31 14:56:26 | 146.12 | 93% |
| 30171 | 2012-08-31 14:24:27 | 150.99 | 94% |
| 29333 | 2012-02-07 20:26:13 | 154.27 | 98% |
| 29046 | 2012-01-06 19:09:32 | 169.21 | 98% |
| 28760 | 2012-01-01 08:57:01 | 147.10 | 93% |
| 27957 | 2011-12-07 20:42:30 | 162.03 | 98% |
| 27827 | 2011-12-05 19:05:01 | 164.01 | 98% |
| 27824 | 2011-12-05 19:03:21 | 153.41 | 96% |
| 27004 | 2011-11-19 22:23:23 | 178.39 | 99% |
| 26737 | 2011-11-17 19:29:29 | 168.00 | 99% |
| 26104 | 2010-12-24 02:05:01 | 160.95 | |
| 24795 | 2010-11-15 14:48:00 | 147.62 | |
| 24556 | 2010-11-10 07:07:17 | 153.67 | |
| 24481 | 2010-11-01 18:52:23 | 142.04 | |
| 24139 | 2010-10-23 10:25:06 | 159.34 | |
| 23424 | 2010-10-12 20:03:33 | 157.27 | |
| 23388 | 2010-10-11 14:20:39 | 171.82 | |
| 22851 | 2010-10-06 16:03:49 | 140.17 | |
| 21785 | 2010-09-05 18:40:05 | 143.62 | |
| 21199 | 2010-08-22 16:21:45 | 165.28 | |
| 21170 | 2010-08-22 02:27:25 | 143.90 | |
| 20942 | 2010-08-19 20:30:02 | 171.89 | |
| 20703 | 2010-08-14 16:45:20 | 163.98 | |
| 20630 | 2010-08-11 02:28:05 | 157.35 | |
| 19622 | 2010-07-23 05:10:43 | 138.63 | |
| 19047 | 2010-07-01 10:21:23 | 133.97 | |
| 18881 | 2010-06-29 03:44:52 | 136.96 | |
| 18261 | 2010-06-19 00:39:11 | 171.13 | |
| 18168 | 2010-06-17 19:13:06 | 158.54 | |
| 17835 | 2010-06-12 10:06:55 | 143.76 | |
| 17378 | 2010-06-03 19:16:51 | 168.83 | |
| 15738 | 2010-05-13 00:53:14 | 149.77 | |
| 15377 | 2010-05-04 18:08:12 | 147.22 | |
| 15228 | 2010-05-02 18:43:00 | 148.89 | |
| 14842 | 2010-04-26 22:45:18 | 152.12 | |
| 14180 | 2010-04-08 00:37:33 | 138.90 | |
| 13942 | 2010-04-03 18:42:28 | 146.87 | |
| 13743 | 2010-03-21 00:46:40 | 151.36 | |
| 13163 | 2010-03-08 22:54:21 | 124.78 | |
| 12858 | 2010-03-04 01:13:10 | 132.18 | |
| 12383 | 2010-01-29 19:44:27 | 139.16 | |
| 12133 | 2010-01-26 23:31:29 | 128.13 | |
| 11788 | 2010-01-21 15:20:16 | 124.14 | |
| 11617 | 2010-01-16 04:08:00 | 135.75 | |
| 11500 | 2010-01-12 00:41:27 | 126.01 | |
| 10904 | 2009-12-11 14:48:15 | 138.64 | |
| 10587 | 2009-11-29 23:52:16 | 149.81 | |
| 9616 | 2009-09-26 17:19:58 | 137.34 | |
| 9452 | 2009-09-24 13:58:22 | 141.36 | |
| 9381 | 2009-09-23 13:33:25 | 153.06 | |
| 8881 | 2009-09-15 12:03:38 | 141.93 | |
| 7999 | 2009-08-27 02:46:38 | 149.32 | |
| 7787 | 2009-08-21 20:07:03 | 130.93 | |
| 7488 | 2009-07-28 21:00:59 | 165.02 | |
| 7444 | 2009-07-28 14:47:26 | 152.11 | |
| 7417 | 2009-07-27 23:45:59 | 126.83 | |
| 6396 | 2009-07-13 23:56:35 | 152.65 | |
| 6288 | 2009-07-12 23:48:08 | 141.50 | |
| 6051 | 2009-07-11 19:08:13 | 133.05 | |
| 5396 | 2009-06-25 21:30:37 | 120.74 | |
| 5310 | 2009-06-24 23:38:40 | 148.96 | |
| 5180 | 2009-06-24 02:07:47 | 166.28 | |
| 5060 | 2009-06-22 02:34:32 | 115.90 | |
| 4785 | 2009-06-10 04:41:44 | 153.10 | |
| 4409 | 2009-06-08 23:16:51 | 135.15 | |
| 4321 | 2009-06-08 07:01:39 | 130.24 | |
| 3743 | 2009-06-05 02:24:23 | 151.35 | |
| 2408 | 2009-05-21 11:01:44 | 164.52 | |
| 2239 | 2009-05-21 07:02:07 | 152.27 | |
| 1997 | 2009-05-20 07:25:34 | 136.13 | |
| 1823 | 2009-05-19 23:56:16 | 146.72 | |
| 1110 | 2009-05-17 23:42:48 | 165.02 | |
| 719 | 2009-05-16 10:25:25 | 139.17 | |
| 605 | 2009-05-15 23:34:03 | 151.40 | |
| 406 | 2009-05-15 18:48:55 | 129.96 | |
| 296 | 2009-05-14 18:24:09 | 144.94 | |
| 290 | 2009-05-14 18:19:40 | 119.12 |