Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 32251 | 2021-09-01 01:45:14 | 138.27 | 98% |
| 31844 | 2021-08-22 10:03:33 | 116.07 | 97% |
| 29185 | 2021-07-19 22:57:41 | 125.86 | 99% |
| 28929 | 2021-07-19 03:46:11 | 120.75 | 96% |
| 25570 | 2021-06-05 00:14:42 | 111.14 | 98% |
| 23997 | 2021-03-19 00:06:05 | 109.56 | 96% |
| 12264 | 2020-10-11 23:46:38 | 101.93 | 97% |