And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1421 | 2016-12-15 16:17:22 | 116.70 | 97% |
| 1237 | 2016-04-29 23:14:44 | 97.91 | 93% |
| 1203 | 2016-04-13 16:09:40 | 124.69 | 98% |
| 1049 | 2015-11-16 16:47:09 | 97.02 | 92% |
| 616 | 2014-04-16 21:56:06 | 106.28 | 96% |
| 302 | 2012-12-24 21:18:12 | 99.48 | 93% |