And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9441 | 2015-11-14 16:00:52 | 138.68 | 98% |
| 9345 | 2015-11-09 16:54:31 | 138.02 | 98% |
| 8850 | 2015-03-19 15:54:50 | 141.27 | 96% |
| 7625 | 2014-08-23 06:43:51 | 128.10 | 95% |
| 6266 | 2014-06-30 15:45:51 | 106.30 | 88% |
| 6041 | 2014-06-27 15:29:44 | 128.62 | 96% |
| 4733 | 2014-02-10 20:30:24 | 118.06 | 95% |
| 3441 | 2013-11-08 11:56:33 | 120.29 | 94% |
| 2729 | 2013-08-30 01:55:42 | 112.63 | 96% |
| 1393 | 2012-09-13 12:34:50 | 103.46 | 96% |
| 1293 | 2012-08-06 05:13:33 | 100.96 | 93% |
| 75 | 2012-01-21 06:19:15 | 87.16 | 94% |