Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3858 | 2017-06-22 09:45:36 | 58.04 | 96% |
| 2894 | 2017-06-03 06:35:36 | 46.49 | 87% |
| 1404 | 2017-04-02 12:48:58 | 39.20 | 85% |