Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 21851 | 2022-05-25 13:32:53 | 71.76 | 98% |
| 21238 | 2020-12-26 16:10:01 | 62.37 | 96% |
| 19853 | 2019-03-15 15:50:15 | 74.04 | 98% |
| 19462 | 2018-10-09 00:43:30 | 75.36 | 98% |
| 18281 | 2016-05-07 14:56:52 | 81.89 | 98% |
| 16385 | 2015-07-01 14:49:54 | 68.61 | 93% |
| 16052 | 2015-05-26 14:32:29 | 67.42 | 91% |
| 15550 | 2015-04-21 14:51:37 | 60.00 | 87% |
| 15475 | 2015-04-13 17:39:48 | 66.60 | 91% |
| 14163 | 2015-01-08 01:56:26 | 66.93 | 91% |
| 14048 | 2015-01-01 15:28:41 | 79.27 | 97% |
| 13906 | 2014-12-19 01:20:51 | 70.88 | 95% |
| 13702 | 2014-12-06 01:49:14 | 69.69 | 91% |
| 13467 | 2014-11-26 15:24:13 | 74.56 | 94% |
| 13294 | 2014-11-13 15:48:24 | 69.98 | 90% |
| 13145 | 2014-11-05 15:40:47 | 73.77 | 92% |
| 13029 | 2014-10-28 14:51:09 | 64.99 | 91% |
| 12608 | 2014-10-03 14:49:37 | 63.44 | 90% |
| 12217 | 2014-08-21 01:14:22 | 77.75 | 94% |
| 12150 | 2014-08-19 00:35:02 | 60.87 | 87% |
| 12014 | 2014-08-13 14:41:57 | 68.23 | 90% |
| 11486 | 2014-06-30 15:08:13 | 67.74 | 91% |
| 11219 | 2014-06-11 14:34:46 | 63.47 | 90% |
| 11084 | 2014-06-06 14:28:17 | 73.35 | 92% |
| 10710 | 2014-05-25 01:57:12 | 68.13 | 90% |
| 10584 | 2014-05-20 00:28:56 | 66.82 | 89% |
| 10166 | 2014-04-29 00:23:49 | 67.56 | 88% |
| 9971 | 2014-04-20 01:34:47 | 69.20 | 91% |
| 9146 | 2014-03-20 14:20:04 | 69.86 | 94% |
| 8723 | 2014-03-01 01:53:36 | 62.53 | 86% |
| 7414 | 2014-01-08 15:47:12 | 63.21 | 89% |
| 7338 | 2014-01-07 01:23:01 | 64.86 | 92% |
| 7075 | 2013-12-27 02:45:49 | 62.72 | 89% |
| 6786 | 2013-12-12 01:42:13 | 59.97 | 85% |
| 6724 | 2013-12-10 15:56:02 | 65.56 | 90% |
| 6375 | 2013-11-28 14:59:11 | 59.99 | 86% |
| 6336 | 2013-11-27 15:25:54 | 76.52 | 95% |
| 5955 | 2013-11-12 02:14:48 | 65.18 | 93% |
| 5638 | 2013-10-22 00:12:41 | 59.64 | 88% |
| 5187 | 2013-10-02 01:46:14 | 65.99 | 93% |
| 2473 | 2013-06-26 19:31:23 | 61.44 | 88% |
| 2199 | 2013-06-12 00:44:00 | 61.64 | 87% |
| 2086 | 2013-06-07 00:25:11 | 64.62 | 91% |
| 1935 | 2013-06-01 01:19:38 | 65.77 | 91% |
| 1882 | 2013-05-30 14:51:41 | 64.04 | 89% |
| 1227 | 2013-05-07 00:43:30 | 67.65 | 94% |
| 458 | 2013-04-03 23:24:20 | 64.03 | 89% |
| 408 | 2013-04-02 14:44:41 | 61.95 | 89% |
| 221 | 2013-03-26 00:31:13 | 57.88 | 85% |