Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 21769 | 2022-02-26 19:52:35 | 69.74 | 98% |
| 19359 | 2018-09-10 01:13:00 | 58.41 | 96% |