You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
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29266 | 2019-08-24 02:17:09 | 129.12 | 98% |
20939 | 2019-01-18 00:31:12 | 143.51 | 99% |
19640 | 2019-01-10 22:33:25 | 138.80 | 99% |
19639 | 2019-01-10 22:31:28 | 139.06 | 99% |
15800 | 2018-10-24 20:48:02 | 130.88 | 99% |
14700 | 2018-10-01 23:50:26 | 127.06 | 98% |