The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 25901 | 2019-03-22 20:34:54 | 139.59 | 99% |
| 24200 | 2019-02-28 22:49:26 | 150.48 | 99% |
| 23588 | 2019-02-13 05:31:09 | 139.69 | 98% |
| 22595 | 2019-02-05 21:35:17 | 138.52 | 99% |
| 13493 | 2017-10-03 03:34:29 | 145.10 | 100% |
| 12519 | 2017-02-20 23:19:24 | 139.07 | 96% |
| 11692 | 2016-06-10 16:46:08 | 130.15 | 96% |
| 9750 | 2016-04-13 18:24:17 | 137.08 | 96% |
| 9671 | 2016-04-09 01:24:17 | 126.23 | 97% |
| 9074 | 2016-01-30 19:15:48 | 123.55 | 90% |
| 8740 | 2016-01-13 20:38:32 | 138.73 | 97% |
| 7016 | 2015-11-29 04:33:03 | 141.63 | 96% |
| 6949 | 2015-11-28 20:56:43 | 136.39 | 95% |
| 6895 | 2015-11-25 04:27:31 | 119.39 | 89% |
| 5818 | 2015-09-20 23:23:01 | 128.98 | 93% |
| 4007 | 2014-12-18 06:12:52 | 117.82 | 92% |
| 3979 | 2014-12-14 07:18:38 | 117.53 | 93% |
| 3489 | 2014-06-30 02:22:08 | 118.57 | 95% |
| 3373 | 2014-06-20 05:24:06 | 99.29 | 83% |
| 2205 | 2014-03-19 03:00:23 | 121.77 | 94% |
| 1528 | 2014-03-07 04:49:25 | 129.98 | 97% |
| 998 | 2014-02-23 06:32:12 | 120.50 | 92% |
| 597 | 2014-02-15 05:13:10 | 113.89 | 95% |