And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 29676 | 2019-09-07 02:13:56 | 170.41 | 99% |
| 12198 | 2016-07-16 17:06:27 | 131.20 | 93% |
| 11134 | 2016-06-02 02:14:02 | 137.25 | 94% |
| 10957 | 2016-05-23 07:23:03 | 124.21 | 92% |
| 10929 | 2016-05-23 07:02:33 | 135.66 | 91% |
| 9219 | 2016-02-10 15:21:45 | 128.88 | 94% |
| 9046 | 2016-01-30 07:09:54 | 140.41 | 97% |
| 7684 | 2015-12-09 10:08:15 | 145.00 | 97% |
| 7462 | 2015-12-07 05:38:50 | 126.15 | 93% |
| 7378 | 2015-12-06 07:18:07 | 134.72 | 95% |
| 6804 | 2015-11-22 01:40:01 | 141.11 | 99% |
| 6732 | 2015-11-19 22:04:27 | 139.97 | 94% |
| 6213 | 2015-09-28 22:20:02 | 129.48 | 93% |
| 5749 | 2015-09-20 16:21:49 | 123.29 | 89% |
| 5166 | 2015-09-06 19:56:50 | 117.97 | 97% |
| 5096 | 2015-09-05 04:36:58 | 123.60 | 92% |
| 4880 | 2015-08-31 00:09:57 | 126.45 | 91% |
| 3558 | 2014-07-11 04:51:43 | 118.84 | 91% |
| 3199 | 2014-04-25 02:19:53 | 123.40 | 94% |
| 2120 | 2014-03-17 06:23:01 | 125.77 | 93% |
| 2063 | 2014-03-16 06:47:50 | 113.17 | 90% |
| 1646 | 2014-03-09 04:55:10 | 116.39 | 92% |
| 1242 | 2014-02-27 07:50:29 | 123.86 | 94% |