And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 32951 | 2016-06-08 21:29:18 | 54.91 | 94% |
| 31997 | 2016-01-30 23:43:42 | 53.89 | 94% |
| 31384 | 2016-01-15 22:22:36 | 56.10 | 97% |
| 29989 | 2012-06-01 21:02:28 | 57.04 | 96% |
| 29176 | 2012-04-30 00:45:39 | 61.61 | 91% |
| 28422 | 2012-03-27 02:32:07 | 61.74 | 92% |
| 28033 | 2012-03-07 02:50:46 | 49.34 | 88% |
| 27617 | 2012-03-01 07:55:16 | 52.80 | 90% |
| 27320 | 2012-02-25 18:25:53 | 48.75 | 91% |
| 27071 | 2012-02-19 21:28:35 | 49.48 | 91% |
| 26872 | 2012-02-17 18:10:04 | 53.83 | 94% |
| 26792 | 2012-02-16 22:19:30 | 58.21 | 93% |
| 26412 | 2012-02-10 18:00:48 | 56.27 | 91% |
| 26234 | 2012-02-09 00:54:57 | 46.30 | 96% |
| 25709 | 2012-01-31 23:01:22 | 49.09 | 96% |
| 24649 | 2011-08-28 22:29:12 | 50.18 | 87% |
| 24305 | 2011-07-11 20:52:31 | 63.89 | 95% |
| 23532 | 2011-06-15 02:19:30 | 65.92 | 97% |
| 23248 | 2011-06-09 23:38:07 | 62.61 | 93% |
| 22616 | 2011-05-10 22:30:12 | 60.61 | 93% |
| 22311 | 2011-04-05 19:03:36 | 57.12 | |
| 21808 | 2011-02-27 18:31:06 | 56.81 | |
| 21461 | 2011-01-25 22:55:28 | 63.56 | |
| 21238 | 2011-01-14 19:48:36 | 48.69 | |
| 21116 | 2011-01-12 21:07:09 | 54.96 | |
| 20362 | 2010-12-27 01:28:17 | 53.74 | |
| 20073 | 2010-12-19 01:45:39 | 54.89 | |
| 17753 | 2010-10-26 18:54:12 | 47.48 | |
| 15947 | 2010-09-14 02:19:23 | 41.74 | |
| 15205 | 2010-08-28 18:03:57 | 55.23 | |
| 14449 | 2010-08-07 18:35:11 | 48.95 | |
| 8882 | 2010-02-21 17:48:42 | 48.98 |