Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 206273 | 2023-10-11 19:26:57 | 142.80 | 100% |
| 205760 | 2023-09-20 19:54:45 | 122.42 | 99.1% |
| 201267 | 2022-10-12 21:29:35 | 119.98 | 99% |
| 199749 | 2022-08-26 16:07:59 | 116.08 | 98% |
| 198052 | 2022-07-15 18:51:58 | 123.35 | 100% |
| 197977 | 2022-07-14 21:03:53 | 117.38 | 99% |
| 194188 | 2022-02-21 23:38:40 | 128.81 | 99% |
| 191901 | 2021-10-26 20:39:05 | 135.05 | 100% |
| 189727 | 2021-09-08 14:45:18 | 122.08 | 99% |
| 188977 | 2021-08-27 19:31:33 | 121.33 | 99% |
| 187215 | 2021-07-20 17:37:41 | 126.29 | 99% |
| 187196 | 2021-07-19 21:24:35 | 115.75 | 98% |
| 181951 | 2021-03-03 18:55:00 | 134.97 | 100% |
| 179625 | 2020-12-22 19:07:55 | 124.18 | 99% |
| 179285 | 2020-12-17 21:50:36 | 126.11 | 99% |
| 179094 | 2020-12-16 21:04:56 | 142.87 | 100% |
| 168685 | 2020-01-23 20:09:55 | 116.85 | 99% |
| 168564 | 2020-01-22 21:50:49 | 112.42 | 98% |
| 168341 | 2020-01-14 22:42:05 | 137.31 | 100% |
| 164067 | 2019-08-30 13:32:40 | 118.04 | 99% |
| 157262 | 2019-03-22 18:36:41 | 126.33 | 99% |
| 155504 | 2019-02-28 17:21:49 | 111.86 | 98% |
| 147782 | 2018-09-12 15:13:22 | 118.31 | 99% |
| 145729 | 2018-08-13 12:40:44 | 112.34 | 98% |
| 143346 | 2018-07-09 14:52:47 | 128.74 | 99% |
| 140971 | 2018-06-06 20:51:32 | 112.77 | 98% |
| 131872 | 2018-02-21 16:34:20 | 130.52 | 99% |
| 131418 | 2018-02-15 22:34:49 | 120.54 | 98% |
| 126808 | 2017-12-20 14:49:04 | 117.64 | 99% |
| 125554 | 2017-12-04 21:00:56 | 118.29 | 99% |
| 124528 | 2017-11-15 13:37:15 | 105.20 | 97% |
| 120466 | 2017-09-29 16:39:25 | 125.93 | 99% |
| 117692 | 2017-09-08 17:06:04 | 125.40 | 99% |
| 116601 | 2017-08-22 17:40:28 | 89.69 | 96% |
| 114676 | 2017-08-10 13:10:05 | 123.01 | 99% |
| 114403 | 2017-08-08 21:22:06 | 117.56 | 99% |
| 114379 | 2017-08-08 20:22:21 | 96.20 | 97% |
| 114236 | 2017-08-08 15:02:47 | 120.02 | 99% |
| 113646 | 2017-08-04 12:23:36 | 108.04 | 97% |
| 105454 | 2017-06-05 13:26:08 | 111.01 | 97% |
| 105026 | 2017-05-31 19:02:38 | 116.00 | 96% |
| 104707 | 2017-05-30 19:18:50 | 108.09 | 94% |
| 104287 | 2017-05-26 15:27:03 | 94.71 | 92% |
| 102183 | 2012-05-08 16:47:21 | 120.57 | 97% |
| 101654 | 2012-04-25 16:28:34 | 136.14 | 98% |
| 101249 | 2012-04-17 20:51:33 | 145.30 | 100% |
| 101222 | 2012-04-17 19:32:08 | 120.95 | 95% |
| 100820 | 2012-04-11 16:29:19 | 120.31 | 95% |
| 100556 | 2012-04-05 20:15:38 | 129.43 | 98% |
| 100553 | 2012-04-05 19:16:10 | 133.54 | 97% |
| 100486 | 2012-04-04 19:34:28 | 121.42 | 96% |
| 99743 | 2012-03-08 19:24:03 | 117.39 | 92% |
| 99634 | 2012-03-07 17:41:21 | 120.09 | 94% |
| 98983 | 2012-02-27 18:42:16 | 103.22 | 89% |
| 98685 | 2012-02-22 18:14:57 | 106.81 | 93% |
| 98389 | 2012-02-17 21:31:22 | 90.51 | 86% |
| 98349 | 2012-02-17 19:53:31 | 113.94 | 95% |
| 98348 | 2012-02-17 19:52:45 | 134.37 | 98% |
| 97443 | 2012-02-02 18:52:54 | 112.76 | 97% |
| 97156 | 2012-01-27 21:49:50 | 97.18 | 90% |
| 96952 | 2012-01-26 16:44:52 | 104.30 | 90% |
| 96596 | 2012-01-20 20:04:12 | 116.86 | 93% |
| 96510 | 2012-01-19 21:43:38 | 134.49 | 97% |
| 96305 | 2012-01-18 18:05:16 | 104.46 | 91% |
| 95985 | 2012-01-13 22:44:54 | 118.62 | 92% |
| 95570 | 2012-01-11 17:26:52 | 111.80 | 94% |
| 94656 | 2012-01-04 15:00:20 | 117.53 | 95% |
| 93543 | 2011-12-21 18:38:02 | 126.18 | 95% |
| 93453 | 2011-12-20 20:56:26 | 125.45 | 93% |
| 92297 | 2011-12-13 18:42:21 | 131.74 | 98% |
| 91268 | 2011-12-06 13:47:24 | 117.80 | 94% |
| 90906 | 2011-12-02 16:40:13 | 114.24 | 93% |
| 90461 | 2011-11-30 13:55:25 | 122.00 | 98% |
| 90394 | 2011-11-29 21:49:34 | 138.35 | 99% |
| 89183 | 2011-11-15 18:50:31 | 130.52 | 97% |
| 88752 | 2011-11-10 16:55:12 | 112.92 | 97% |
| 88596 | 2011-11-09 19:17:13 | 113.34 | 92% |
| 87792 | 2011-11-02 19:53:11 | 110.02 | 94% |
| 87698 | 2011-11-02 16:01:45 | 113.02 | 93% |
| 87094 | 2011-10-28 15:41:22 | 108.93 | 95% |
| 85872 | 2011-10-10 16:03:11 | 107.86 | 92% |
| 85683 | 2011-10-07 14:25:51 | 113.70 | 95% |
| 85599 | 2011-10-06 16:57:42 | 110.75 | 93% |
| 85343 | 2011-10-05 16:40:02 | 106.56 | 91% |
| 85341 | 2011-10-05 16:38:14 | 125.50 | 96% |
| 84519 | 2011-09-27 15:14:14 | 107.69 | 93% |
| 84234 | 2011-09-26 15:49:05 | 127.09 | 97% |
| 84106 | 2011-09-23 15:41:34 | 109.65 | 94% |
| 83496 | 2011-09-19 17:56:37 | 131.05 | 97% |
| 83287 | 2011-09-16 16:23:43 | 121.83 | 95% |
| 82229 | 2011-09-07 15:19:27 | 105.27 | 92% |
| 80708 | 2011-08-22 13:03:10 | 121.57 | 97% |
| 80444 | 2011-08-18 13:51:21 | 123.57 | 95% |
| 80097 | 2011-08-15 13:21:35 | 98.98 | 93% |
| 79175 | 2011-07-29 19:02:43 | 119.61 | 96% |
| 78161 | 2011-07-19 18:31:53 | 127.33 | 97% |
| 77935 | 2011-07-18 17:00:47 | 112.49 | 94% |
| 77771 | 2011-07-15 15:39:53 | 115.40 | 95% |
| 77406 | 2011-07-11 15:20:11 | 102.54 | 94% |
| 77233 | 2011-07-08 17:38:29 | 126.09 | 97% |
| 77168 | 2011-07-08 15:16:13 | 115.84 | 93% |
| 77001 | 2011-07-06 18:04:18 | 116.15 | 97% |
| 76645 | 2011-07-05 13:26:03 | 132.80 | 97% |
| 75163 | 2011-06-16 17:51:55 | 123.74 | 96% |
| 75023 | 2011-06-15 20:28:41 | 119.82 | 96% |
| 75013 | 2011-06-15 20:21:57 | 119.99 | 95% |
| 74370 | 2011-06-09 15:17:41 | 133.01 | 98% |
| 73532 | 2011-05-26 15:02:22 | 137.60 | 99% |
| 73443 | 2011-05-25 16:36:55 | 106.42 | 94% |
| 73441 | 2011-05-25 16:35:04 | 141.30 | 100% |
| 73413 | 2011-05-25 14:49:35 | 110.55 | 95% |
| 73291 | 2011-05-24 13:55:16 | 114.96 | 93% |
| 72375 | 2011-05-13 16:45:45 | 117.75 | 95% |
| 71589 | 2011-05-04 13:15:55 | 131.00 | 97% |
| 71486 | 2011-05-03 18:49:37 | 118.96 | 94% |
| 70177 | 2011-04-18 14:37:05 | 112.25 | |
| 69733 | 2011-04-13 19:47:19 | 108.60 | |
| 69656 | 2011-04-13 16:17:54 | 117.48 | |
| 68945 | 2011-04-07 15:49:53 | 107.63 | |
| 67746 | 2011-03-25 18:58:00 | 108.44 | |
| 67616 | 2011-03-25 14:10:04 | 111.26 | |
| 67138 | 2011-03-23 14:24:52 | 119.73 | |
| 67021 | 2011-03-22 17:30:21 | 105.59 | |
| 66932 | 2011-03-22 14:44:38 | 115.69 | |
| 66642 | 2011-03-21 15:44:46 | 132.53 | |
| 66137 | 2011-03-16 13:03:04 | 127.43 | |
| 65928 | 2011-03-15 13:55:01 | 123.37 | |
| 65322 | 2011-03-01 21:45:42 | 104.53 | |
| 64788 | 2011-02-16 19:56:42 | 115.27 | |
| 64674 | 2011-02-16 15:36:08 | 115.46 | |
| 64627 | 2011-02-16 14:49:58 | 114.99 | |
| 64613 | 2011-02-16 14:39:03 | 105.86 | |
| 64271 | 2011-02-15 14:51:25 | 139.26 | |
| 63872 | 2011-02-11 14:58:03 | 107.79 | |
| 63760 | 2011-02-10 15:09:48 | 100.76 | |
| 63390 | 2011-02-08 16:47:20 | 120.32 | |
| 63283 | 2011-02-07 22:06:31 | 95.27 | |
| 61997 | 2011-01-31 20:24:25 | 102.62 | |
| 61781 | 2011-01-28 21:30:50 | 121.29 | |
| 61626 | 2011-01-28 16:35:50 | 103.45 | |
| 60952 | 2011-01-25 17:49:42 | 113.10 | |
| 59724 | 2011-01-14 20:15:19 | 104.98 | |
| 59491 | 2011-01-14 14:30:53 | 110.35 | |
| 59361 | 2011-01-13 21:05:43 | 109.69 | |
| 58629 | 2011-01-11 21:12:37 | 129.33 | |
| 58388 | 2011-01-11 15:13:37 | 115.72 | |
| 58348 | 2011-01-11 14:30:52 | 122.84 | |
| 58213 | 2011-01-10 15:44:41 | 111.42 | |
| 57978 | 2011-01-07 17:43:44 | 104.31 | |
| 57610 | 2011-01-06 18:02:38 | 116.63 | |
| 56104 | 2010-12-20 17:28:05 | 105.52 | |
| 55527 | 2010-12-14 15:57:11 | 116.43 | |
| 55127 | 2010-12-09 20:50:39 | 126.04 | |
| 55020 | 2010-12-09 18:37:04 | 121.89 | |
| 54881 | 2010-12-09 15:03:08 | 106.11 | |
| 53904 | 2010-11-24 20:13:57 | 105.24 | |
| 53591 | 2010-11-23 18:06:27 | 107.08 | |
| 52401 | 2010-11-15 17:58:04 | 124.94 | |
| 52161 | 2010-11-12 14:37:07 | 135.23 | |
| 52056 | 2010-11-10 14:07:36 | 104.84 | |
| 51746 | 2010-11-05 18:52:10 | 116.13 | |
| 50719 | 2010-10-25 15:48:47 | 108.78 | |
| 49631 | 2010-10-12 17:16:42 | 112.59 | |
| 48842 | 2010-10-04 18:08:00 | 124.32 | |
| 48744 | 2010-09-30 17:17:32 | 129.18 | |
| 47949 | 2010-09-24 18:02:28 | 119.95 | |
| 47422 | 2010-09-22 19:29:48 | 100.19 | |
| 46959 | 2010-09-21 17:31:49 | 105.41 | |
| 46715 | 2010-09-20 19:01:20 | 95.18 | |
| 46153 | 2010-09-16 16:43:46 | 92.97 | |
| 45883 | 2010-09-15 18:28:56 | 119.95 | |
| 45813 | 2010-09-15 16:36:01 | 103.92 | |
| 45589 | 2010-09-14 17:03:22 | 129.52 | |
| 45083 | 2010-09-13 13:35:26 | 124.68 | |
| 44822 | 2010-09-10 14:26:56 | 116.40 | |
| 44248 | 2010-09-08 15:37:33 | 123.92 | |
| 44030 | 2010-09-03 20:13:50 | 110.88 | |
| 44024 | 2010-09-03 20:08:54 | 119.03 | |
| 43402 | 2010-09-01 21:03:55 | 124.51 | |
| 43180 | 2010-09-01 15:47:56 | 112.45 | |
| 42580 | 2010-08-30 16:33:10 | 112.38 | |
| 42331 | 2010-08-26 15:35:38 | 96.75 | |
| 42014 | 2010-08-24 19:15:10 | 104.47 | |
| 41884 | 2010-08-24 16:22:58 | 117.58 | |
| 41800 | 2010-08-24 14:28:53 | 101.67 | |
| 41744 | 2010-08-23 18:58:34 | 126.83 | |
| 41702 | 2010-08-23 17:14:50 | 111.63 | |
| 40842 | 2010-08-13 13:42:40 | 121.26 | |
| 40394 | 2010-08-10 17:34:49 | 119.59 | |
| 40178 | 2010-08-09 17:03:07 | 121.60 | |
| 38901 | 2010-07-22 15:55:05 | 120.37 | |
| 38820 | 2010-07-21 20:52:47 | 123.07 | |
| 38791 | 2010-07-21 20:30:54 | 119.02 | |
| 38734 | 2010-07-21 16:47:56 | 112.56 | |
| 38606 | 2010-07-20 18:37:54 | 132.31 | |
| 37129 | 2010-07-08 17:17:39 | 113.01 | |
| 36979 | 2010-07-07 15:38:58 | 129.03 | |
| 35639 | 2010-06-25 16:13:35 | 119.53 | |
| 35462 | 2010-06-24 16:53:02 | 130.08 | |
| 33557 | 2010-05-27 19:15:57 | 115.39 | |
| 32965 | 2010-05-24 21:11:20 | 124.00 | |
| 32763 | 2010-05-24 13:45:44 | 111.41 | |
| 31602 | 2010-05-12 19:32:13 | 122.71 | |
| 31587 | 2010-05-12 19:13:32 | 92.03 | |
| 31402 | 2010-05-11 15:36:02 | 109.59 | |
| 31283 | 2010-05-10 17:58:42 | 111.37 | |
| 30839 | 2010-05-05 14:20:54 | 109.83 | |
| 30721 | 2010-05-03 21:58:54 | 126.03 | |
| 30367 | 2010-04-29 13:59:54 | 136.73 | |
| 30128 | 2010-04-22 19:01:13 | 97.97 | |
| 29920 | 2010-04-15 15:20:48 | 119.28 | |
| 29887 | 2010-04-14 19:52:09 | 102.45 | |
| 29439 | 2010-04-06 19:22:00 | 130.75 | |
| 29231 | 2010-04-02 20:33:22 | 115.02 | |
| 29058 | 2010-03-31 14:23:42 | 110.30 | |
| 28277 | 2010-03-24 16:59:56 | 111.48 | |
| 27823 | 2010-03-19 14:41:02 | 119.89 | |
| 27594 | 2010-03-17 17:57:01 | 100.00 | |
| 27547 | 2010-03-16 20:12:12 | 107.70 | |
| 27350 | 2010-03-15 15:47:53 | 122.55 | |
| 27257 | 2010-03-12 19:31:29 | 129.74 | |
| 27233 | 2010-03-12 18:52:41 | 126.35 | |
| 26495 | 2010-03-08 19:42:21 | 128.98 | |
| 26358 | 2010-03-05 20:25:29 | 104.68 | |
| 26102 | 2010-03-04 20:50:13 | 96.92 | |
| 25521 | 2010-03-01 16:38:28 | 121.61 | |
| 24892 | 2010-02-22 17:10:32 | 106.16 | |
| 24865 | 2010-02-22 16:40:53 | 107.55 | |
| 24801 | 2010-02-19 20:03:32 | 119.87 | |
| 24400 | 2010-02-17 17:40:19 | 121.17 | |
| 23657 | 2010-02-10 19:12:23 | 117.77 | |
| 23635 | 2010-02-10 18:49:04 | 116.39 | |
| 23082 | 2010-02-05 20:21:24 | 126.14 | |
| 22588 | 2010-02-03 20:33:43 | 111.94 | |
| 21397 | 2010-01-26 20:07:19 | 119.51 | |
| 20342 | 2010-01-15 19:50:28 | 114.86 | |
| 20259 | 2010-01-15 14:36:17 | 116.33 | |
| 20034 | 2010-01-13 21:49:56 | 122.36 | |
| 19755 | 2010-01-12 15:00:43 | 116.11 | |
| 18940 | 2009-12-08 19:50:21 | 117.85 | |
| 18933 | 2009-12-08 18:11:46 | 110.28 | |
| 18818 | 2009-12-07 21:37:06 | 97.21 | |
| 18793 | 2009-12-07 19:48:18 | 105.23 | |
| 18571 | 2009-11-30 23:06:15 | 107.88 | |
| 18528 | 2009-11-30 16:47:33 | 106.81 | |
| 18476 | 2009-11-25 20:49:55 | 116.09 | |
| 17771 | 2009-11-06 16:53:17 | 110.61 | |
| 17768 | 2009-11-06 16:36:57 | 106.26 | |
| 16656 | 2009-09-09 21:58:39 | 114.48 | |
| 14357 | 2009-06-25 18:47:42 | 97.62 | |
| 14285 | 2009-06-24 18:04:00 | 114.53 | |
| 14113 | 2009-06-23 13:41:53 | 106.11 | |
| 13782 | 2009-06-15 18:00:45 | 106.05 | |
| 13771 | 2009-06-15 17:48:22 | 88.55 | |
| 13722 | 2009-06-15 15:38:00 | 108.08 | |
| 13606 | 2009-06-12 14:26:31 | 103.07 | |
| 13481 | 2009-06-11 15:42:09 | 104.12 | |
| 13262 | 2009-06-09 18:17:50 | 109.80 | |
| 13235 | 2009-06-09 17:21:46 | 103.65 | |
| 13205 | 2009-06-09 13:51:57 | 100.41 | |
| 12803 | 2009-06-01 18:17:13 | 122.84 | |
| 12381 | 2009-05-27 14:51:35 | 105.77 | |
| 11493 | 2009-05-05 16:18:48 | 124.11 | |
| 11444 | 2009-05-04 20:44:54 | 95.80 | |
| 11161 | 2009-04-30 19:58:22 | 112.12 | |
| 11065 | 2009-04-30 15:30:06 | 106.91 | |
| 10976 | 2009-04-29 17:48:04 | 92.00 | |
| 10410 | 2009-04-24 13:46:10 | 98.07 | |
| 10372 | 2009-04-23 20:23:41 | 109.17 | |
| 9824 | 2009-04-17 17:23:02 | 109.17 | |
| 9537 | 2009-04-16 13:59:05 | 122.46 | |
| 9510 | 2009-04-15 20:14:21 | 101.84 | |
| 9409 | 2009-04-15 16:43:44 | 95.52 | |
| 9100 | 2009-04-13 15:52:55 | 106.91 | |
| 9062 | 2009-04-13 14:13:12 | 85.20 | |
| 8751 | 2009-04-07 15:44:48 | 70.72 | |
| 8597 | 2009-04-03 14:53:44 | 112.53 | |
| 8114 | 2009-03-26 20:03:45 | 112.20 | |
| 7873 | 2009-03-25 20:23:33 | 101.68 | |
| 7768 | 2009-03-25 18:11:46 | 103.17 | |
| 7611 | 2009-03-25 14:32:45 | 107.93 | |
| 7219 | 2009-03-23 20:10:52 | 101.37 | |
| 7017 | 2009-03-20 16:54:09 | 94.27 | |
| 6384 | 2009-03-13 17:46:22 | 105.22 | |
| 5609 | 2009-03-06 19:15:59 | 109.60 | |
| 5138 | 2009-03-04 15:19:48 | 107.28 | |
| 4400 | 2009-02-26 20:40:48 | 104.77 | |
| 4195 | 2009-02-26 16:17:17 | 108.01 | |
| 4089 | 2009-02-25 20:33:44 | 115.96 | |
| 3885 | 2009-02-20 18:57:08 | 105.86 | |
| 3795 | 2009-02-19 16:43:35 | 89.77 | |
| 3216 | 2009-01-22 02:52:59 | 101.64 | |
| 2724 | 2009-01-13 20:23:46 | 109.12 | |
| 2567 | 2009-01-12 22:42:06 | 79.06 | |
| 2095 | 2008-12-22 19:09:38 | 114.42 | |
| 1971 | 2008-12-18 20:05:08 | 104.01 | |
| 1792 | 2008-12-17 17:21:11 | 106.16 | |
| 1733 | 2008-12-16 15:33:27 | 106.41 | |
| 1635 | 2008-12-11 17:24:39 | 101.01 | |
| 1531 | 2008-12-09 21:02:28 | 104.40 | |
| 1256 | 2008-12-01 22:36:02 | 107.21 | |
| 1236 | 2008-12-01 21:05:35 | 89.31 | |
| 1029 | 2008-11-26 15:49:09 | 91.49 | |
| 629 | 2008-11-19 15:11:41 | 91.54 |