When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 205477 | 2023-08-23 15:44:48 | 122.29 | 99% |
| 203630 | 2023-05-01 19:57:14 | 128.77 | 99% |
| 203399 | 2023-04-17 21:27:55 | 122.24 | 99% |
| 191836 | 2021-10-26 16:25:51 | 119.53 | 100% |
| 187415 | 2021-07-28 14:25:37 | 113.50 | 97% |
| 183718 | 2021-03-31 16:21:36 | 127.30 | 99% |
| 182430 | 2021-03-11 17:22:18 | 132.99 | 99% |
| 172164 | 2020-06-25 17:29:42 | 133.94 | 99% |
| 169477 | 2020-02-27 18:31:37 | 133.38 | 99% |
| 155165 | 2019-02-26 14:19:48 | 121.41 | 98% |
| 151300 | 2018-11-08 18:29:09 | 121.20 | 98% |
| 150727 | 2018-10-26 14:36:13 | 121.69 | 99% |
| 149066 | 2018-10-03 13:35:23 | 113.95 | 98% |
| 141443 | 2018-06-12 14:20:36 | 136.53 | 100% |
| 140386 | 2018-05-31 17:57:40 | 108.90 | 97% |
| 140196 | 2018-05-30 13:36:24 | 107.93 | 97% |
| 137499 | 2018-05-01 19:27:16 | 119.75 | 99% |
| 130550 | 2018-02-06 14:28:37 | 111.99 | 98% |
| 124191 | 2017-11-10 20:38:20 | 119.33 | 97% |
| 120702 | 2017-10-03 13:37:52 | 106.89 | 98% |
| 111559 | 2017-07-21 19:00:10 | 118.40 | 99% |
| 110403 | 2017-07-17 16:53:36 | 120.91 | 99% |
| 108746 | 2017-07-01 23:33:02 | 89.61 | 96% |
| 108001 | 2017-06-28 13:10:45 | 112.15 | 97% |
| 107972 | 2017-06-27 20:53:09 | 124.88 | 99% |
| 103449 | 2017-05-18 16:27:45 | 101.05 | 92% |