I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 204268 | 2023-05-19 15:56:38 | 126.86 | 99% |
| 191971 | 2021-10-29 17:26:52 | 128.73 | 99% |
| 188304 | 2021-08-19 17:35:25 | 124.78 | 99% |
| 178937 | 2020-12-15 18:07:05 | 114.93 | 99% |
| 176055 | 2020-10-26 20:29:58 | 116.87 | 99% |
| 173357 | 2020-08-20 20:21:39 | 106.77 | 98% |
| 167320 | 2019-11-01 19:21:12 | 119.36 | 99% |
| 160977 | 2019-05-29 12:47:05 | 132.74 | 100% |
| 149291 | 2018-10-05 16:16:38 | 125.33 | 98% |
| 146901 | 2018-08-29 18:04:40 | 146.82 | 100% |
| 135076 | 2018-03-30 19:40:51 | 123.24 | 98% |
| 130183 | 2018-01-29 16:21:05 | 126.09 | 99% |
| 129784 | 2018-01-19 17:09:49 | 112.69 | 98% |
| 129762 | 2018-01-19 15:40:37 | 99.92 | 98% |
| 125712 | 2017-12-07 16:35:42 | 132.17 | 99% |
| 125599 | 2017-12-04 22:03:50 | 115.36 | 99% |
| 124447 | 2017-11-14 17:13:22 | 111.56 | 98% |
| 119288 | 2017-09-20 03:11:16 | 122.54 | 99% |
| 115644 | 2017-08-16 14:11:47 | 128.17 | 99% |
| 115097 | 2017-08-13 13:08:59 | 112.53 | 98% |
| 113323 | 2017-08-02 12:34:57 | 120.60 | 99% |
| 111555 | 2017-07-21 18:56:31 | 110.98 | 98% |
| 111516 | 2017-07-21 17:15:55 | 119.01 | 98% |
| 110030 | 2017-07-15 12:36:01 | 115.48 | 98% |
| 109043 | 2017-07-05 14:38:28 | 100.61 | 97% |
| 105093 | 2017-05-31 20:32:18 | 101.90 | 94% |
| 104774 | 2017-05-30 21:01:56 | 108.79 | 95% |
| 103564 | 2017-05-18 19:28:37 | 97.66 | 90% |
| 103446 | 2017-05-18 16:25:02 | 110.98 | 95% |