And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3159 | 2012-07-08 05:45:39 | 75.27 | 97% |
| 2338 | 2011-02-13 17:00:07 | 75.68 | |
| 2264 | 2011-01-14 21:01:00 | 68.23 | |
| 2086 | 2011-01-06 22:08:20 | 65.59 | |
| 1832 | 2010-11-08 23:56:42 | 63.52 | |
| 1726 | 2010-10-28 22:50:47 | 77.99 | |
| 1677 | 2010-10-25 05:16:12 | 71.41 | |
| 1352 | 2010-09-30 15:24:52 | 60.70 | |
| 845 | 2010-08-17 18:06:39 | 63.07 | |
| 828 | 2010-08-17 17:44:52 | 58.03 |