Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2426 | 2024-03-23 01:02:30 | 102.74 | 96.9% |
| 2047 | 2022-12-11 16:14:46 | 108.63 | 99% |