And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3563 | 2013-05-02 00:17:59 | 123.86 | 94% |
| 3352 | 2012-06-10 00:54:29 | 137.66 | 98% |
| 3334 | 2012-06-08 19:27:38 | 139.33 | 99% |
| 2911 | 2011-07-14 20:53:42 | 140.37 | 99% |
| 1352 | 2010-07-15 23:30:44 | 139.97 | |
| 1276 | 2010-07-13 17:26:46 | 129.74 | |
| 545 | 2009-01-17 00:56:42 | 124.28 |