And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14081 | 2011-11-19 08:54:39 | 99.67 | 92% |
| 12624 | 2011-05-19 18:43:15 | 107.11 | 93% |
| 11992 | 2011-05-01 04:21:08 | 112.94 | |
| 11614 | 2011-04-04 03:29:55 | 104.26 | |
| 10769 | 2011-03-09 20:35:38 | 124.59 | |
| 9731 | 2011-01-18 00:42:57 | 122.07 | |
| 9600 | 2011-01-14 02:19:17 | 119.09 | |
| 9520 | 2011-01-11 01:38:06 | 118.91 | |
| 9483 | 2011-01-09 23:21:26 | 125.08 | |
| 9403 | 2011-01-08 06:13:47 | 124.41 | |
| 8599 | 2010-11-21 23:32:36 | 108.04 | |
| 8564 | 2010-11-21 22:18:38 | 118.57 | |
| 8447 | 2010-11-17 01:05:55 | 124.67 | |
| 7917 | 2010-10-30 15:38:53 | 125.04 | |
| 7890 | 2010-10-29 01:41:52 | 123.96 | |
| 7274 | 2010-09-24 22:58:43 | 124.28 | |
| 7184 | 2010-09-18 04:17:15 | 116.25 | |
| 7115 | 2010-09-10 21:23:21 | 117.79 | |
| 6567 | 2010-08-09 23:59:15 | 110.68 | |
| 6507 | 2010-08-09 15:49:02 | 103.17 | |
| 6264 | 2010-08-03 17:20:44 | 124.99 | |
| 6128 | 2010-07-29 16:29:31 | 109.59 | |
| 5985 | 2010-07-24 04:25:21 | 115.37 | |
| 5842 | 2010-07-17 22:23:44 | 135.05 | |
| 5610 | 2010-07-09 02:04:48 | 132.29 | |
| 5442 | 2010-07-04 22:35:32 | 108.56 | |
| 5336 | 2010-06-26 22:17:47 | 128.39 | |
| 4468 | 2010-05-24 04:47:06 | 126.84 | |
| 4439 | 2010-05-23 19:14:17 | 120.07 | |
| 4005 | 2010-05-11 05:08:29 | 113.47 | |
| 3770 | 2010-04-30 21:01:18 | 137.26 | |
| 3728 | 2010-04-29 17:04:57 | 122.06 | |
| 3640 | 2010-04-26 23:33:30 | 141.25 | |
| 2984 | 2010-04-04 16:51:51 | 101.11 | |
| 2717 | 2010-03-24 04:30:07 | 112.00 | |
| 2709 | 2010-03-24 04:23:46 | 118.68 | |
| 2305 | 2010-03-18 15:57:28 | 115.70 | |
| 2152 | 2010-03-12 20:47:20 | 109.82 | |
| 1815 | 2010-03-02 03:03:41 | 129.76 | |
| 1605 | 2010-02-24 21:03:42 | 102.89 | |
| 80 | 2010-01-09 23:00:07 | 125.59 |