And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4849 | 2015-06-26 03:22:32 | 67.96 | 97% |
| 4525 | 2013-05-01 08:33:34 | 72.86 | 97% |
| 4163 | 2012-08-03 12:07:37 | 63.93 | 94% |
| 2970 | 2011-11-09 07:41:55 | 59.61 | 94% |
| 2759 | 2011-05-05 09:22:06 | 57.95 | 94% |
| 2650 | 2011-03-03 08:07:47 | 53.60 | |
| 2351 | 2010-09-11 05:31:52 | 54.34 | |
| 2183 | 2010-07-04 14:09:28 | 58.97 | |
| 1708 | 2010-04-21 13:29:56 | 55.79 | |
| 1695 | 2010-04-19 03:39:00 | 53.60 | |
| 93 | 2010-02-04 02:40:05 | 32.93 |