Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4723 | 2019-01-01 06:08:04 | 67.33 | 94% |
| 2712 | 2018-09-03 20:51:41 | 60.02 | 94% |
| 2037 | 2018-08-02 14:30:19 | 57.72 | 93% |