Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 23733 | 2023-09-12 14:28:14 | 91.26 | 96% |
| 19710 | 2022-09-11 23:07:02 | 90.05 | 97% |
| 16330 | 2022-03-10 21:26:43 | 82.89 | 95% |
| 14982 | 2022-01-01 22:20:58 | 97.40 | 95% |
| 14359 | 2021-12-08 22:32:43 | 86.51 | 95% |
| 11783 | 2021-08-28 22:41:21 | 70.23 | 94% |
| 7985 | 2020-05-21 22:16:11 | 76.25 | 95% |
| 3056 | 2018-10-18 18:55:22 | 61.59 | 91% |
| 1435 | 2018-06-25 22:28:27 | 53.79 | 92% |