When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 133444 | 2022-02-24 21:42:01 | 139.64 | 98% |
| 132932 | 2022-01-08 02:23:19 | 119.54 | 97% |
| 129603 | 2021-05-08 03:43:02 | 170.01 | 99% |
| 128806 | 2021-03-24 05:12:56 | 145.60 | 98% |
| 128212 | 2021-02-04 23:35:46 | 154.43 | 98.5% |
| 121737 | 2020-07-22 18:51:33 | 160.01 | 98% |
| 116066 | 2020-02-21 20:47:19 | 146.40 | 97% |
| 115040 | 2020-01-08 16:49:11 | 147.24 | 99% |
| 111542 | 2019-10-22 01:25:37 | 145.94 | 98% |
| 110742 | 2019-10-11 03:40:33 | 142.51 | 96% |
| 94719 | 2019-03-04 18:46:30 | 141.60 | 97% |
| 92380 | 2019-02-14 04:36:06 | 153.92 | 99% |
| 90096 | 2018-12-30 02:44:11 | 147.96 | 98% |
| 71538 | 2018-09-28 02:02:55 | 130.05 | 98% |
| 64214 | 2018-08-29 21:55:54 | 109.55 | 96% |
| 63534 | 2018-08-25 19:24:57 | 114.10 | 96% |
| 50920 | 2018-04-23 22:03:26 | 106.81 | 95% |
| 47229 | 2018-02-05 18:43:22 | 112.96 | 96% |
| 44413 | 2017-12-29 06:05:51 | 112.11 | 97% |
| 43903 | 2017-12-19 18:26:04 | 116.08 | 96% |
| 40133 | 2017-11-01 23:22:01 | 128.25 | 98% |
| 35117 | 2017-09-04 18:23:10 | 100.20 | 96% |
| 28943 | 2017-07-18 02:00:31 | 121.33 | 97% |
| 27540 | 2017-07-12 02:48:48 | 118.48 | 96% |
| 22169 | 2017-06-19 20:38:32 | 92.32 | 95% |
| 14731 | 2017-05-17 04:55:35 | 113.89 | 92% |
| 12819 | 2017-05-05 18:14:20 | 111.89 | 92% |
| 12202 | 2017-05-03 14:33:56 | 101.28 | 94% |
| 10498 | 2017-04-24 17:30:34 | 110.06 | 92% |
| 7012 | 2017-03-20 16:17:51 | 114.45 | 93% |
| 6378 | 2017-03-13 16:24:55 | 107.86 | 94% |
| 4202 | 2017-02-10 17:42:49 | 117.82 | 95% |
| 4190 | 2017-02-10 17:11:12 | 104.81 | 90% |
| 2503 | 2017-01-09 00:12:46 | 105.67 | 93% |
| 1706 | 2016-12-09 17:11:53 | 102.94 | 93% |