I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 135718 | 2022-12-28 01:31:37 | 154.76 | 98% |
| 133860 | 2022-03-10 22:53:03 | 172.88 | 99% |
| 121919 | 2020-07-29 18:15:16 | 163.74 | 98% |
| 112354 | 2019-10-30 23:33:38 | 133.77 | 98% |
| 105833 | 2019-08-10 03:42:24 | 139.63 | 97% |
| 104036 | 2019-06-12 03:46:20 | 140.53 | 98% |
| 91896 | 2019-02-11 03:42:19 | 153.91 | 98% |
| 79978 | 2018-10-31 21:34:27 | 146.50 | 98% |
| 77704 | 2018-10-20 01:01:01 | 119.83 | 96% |
| 63409 | 2018-08-24 16:44:42 | 143.70 | 98% |
| 62939 | 2018-08-23 00:21:53 | 121.02 | 96% |
| 57845 | 2018-07-19 12:37:40 | 107.07 | 96% |
| 56130 | 2018-07-02 17:26:55 | 134.40 | 98% |
| 51654 | 2018-05-17 17:55:19 | 115.55 | 97% |
| 49833 | 2018-03-22 21:04:22 | 116.39 | 96% |
| 49215 | 2018-03-06 02:20:36 | 134.57 | 98% |
| 48366 | 2018-02-16 05:20:51 | 118.88 | 97% |
| 38853 | 2017-10-21 04:19:03 | 114.80 | 97% |
| 38338 | 2017-10-18 19:16:21 | 133.25 | 98% |
| 32074 | 2017-08-02 01:44:21 | 125.11 | 98% |
| 29883 | 2017-07-22 16:45:08 | 135.56 | 98% |
| 22867 | 2017-06-22 15:51:02 | 137.47 | 98% |
| 22808 | 2017-06-22 02:19:19 | 136.98 | 98% |
| 21808 | 2017-06-18 14:24:02 | 132.54 | 98% |
| 21299 | 2017-06-16 00:35:19 | 104.20 | 96% |
| 20517 | 2017-06-13 16:44:50 | 109.22 | 97% |
| 20180 | 2017-06-12 19:22:26 | 125.44 | 97% |
| 17745 | 2017-06-03 03:11:51 | 134.58 | 94% |
| 17559 | 2017-06-02 01:32:40 | 96.78 | 85% |
| 13106 | 2017-05-07 01:21:24 | 114.80 | 90% |
| 11244 | 2017-04-28 14:21:33 | 124.47 | 93% |
| 9469 | 2017-04-15 16:26:57 | 108.17 | 91% |
| 5945 | 2017-03-10 15:19:15 | 119.59 | 96% |
| 5529 | 2017-03-04 21:49:51 | 114.11 | 91% |
| 2749 | 2017-01-10 18:36:16 | 118.24 | 93% |
| 2172 | 2016-12-28 17:19:21 | 114.21 | 94% |
| 1462 | 2016-12-02 18:50:28 | 114.74 | 96% |
| 1250 | 2016-11-28 19:39:48 | 110.53 | 95% |
| 1106 | 2016-11-23 18:30:47 | 115.53 | 94% |
| 672 | 2016-11-15 17:34:41 | 107.32 | 93% |
| 539 | 2016-11-11 13:22:08 | 115.35 | 95% |
| 363 | 2016-11-07 22:34:41 | 101.67 | 92% |
| 157 | 2016-11-05 14:55:14 | 108.06 | 90% |