Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3659 | 2023-07-27 14:02:00 | 87.78 | 97% |
| 3098 | 2022-06-08 00:36:56 | 82.02 | 97% |
| 824 | 2020-11-18 17:46:52 | 64.49 | 97% |