Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 37870 | 2018-02-10 13:34:35 | 83.20 | 99% |
| 31515 | 2017-10-20 12:25:51 | 61.49 | 97% |