And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9297 | 2015-08-01 18:28:06 | 93.91 | 96% |
| 9022 | 2015-06-30 21:23:41 | 94.21 | 97% |
| 8243 | 2015-06-23 01:37:04 | 94.52 | 96% |
| 7844 | 2014-12-07 06:05:26 | 87.74 | 96% |
| 7209 | 2014-03-07 04:58:42 | 91.12 | 95% |
| 6972 | 2014-03-06 01:01:38 | 95.83 | 95% |
| 6496 | 2014-02-14 05:24:07 | 95.66 | 97% |
| 5712 | 2014-01-18 19:54:09 | 81.17 | 93% |
| 4738 | 2013-07-18 21:17:57 | 85.54 | 96% |
| 4629 | 2012-07-15 23:11:20 | 83.52 | 95% |
| 4623 | 2012-07-15 22:42:06 | 80.95 | 94% |
| 4582 | 2012-06-19 02:04:32 | 88.10 | 96% |
| 4552 | 2012-05-31 00:43:38 | 88.09 | 96% |
| 4089 | 2012-03-21 22:29:45 | 71.90 | 91% |
| 3927 | 2012-03-12 03:44:04 | 77.70 | 93% |
| 3583 | 2012-01-23 05:57:59 | 74.63 | 94% |
| 3233 | 2012-01-03 04:14:37 | 82.96 | 96% |
| 2993 | 2011-12-15 04:53:12 | 79.37 | 93% |
| 2829 | 2011-11-06 19:51:02 | 74.29 | 93% |
| 2444 | 2011-09-14 22:33:35 | 82.41 | 97% |
| 614 | 2011-05-18 02:30:18 | 67.73 | 96% |
| 498 | 2011-05-10 22:30:13 | 59.99 | 93% |