And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 771 | 2015-05-13 12:48:56 | 79.39 | 95% |
| 725 | 2015-03-10 09:02:59 | 77.62 | 95% |
| 653 | 2013-08-08 09:35:32 | 84.80 | 96% |
| 491 | 2012-08-03 10:12:15 | 88.75 | 98% |
| 445 | 2012-04-04 03:19:37 | 67.35 | 89% |
| 389 | 2012-01-31 11:07:01 | 82.68 | 96% |
| 212 | 2011-12-14 18:52:37 | 80.09 | 95% |