Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 19001 | 2023-08-03 11:19:48 | 90.20 | 100% |
| 15412 | 2021-06-18 02:26:50 | 74.32 | 99% |
| 11153 | 2020-07-26 08:44:06 | 75.62 | 98% |
| 7076 | 2020-02-02 22:13:02 | 63.59 | 98% |