Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 31678 | 2021-10-15 08:08:06 | 97.03 | 97% |
| 31163 | 2021-10-04 11:28:36 | 91.39 | 97% |
| 27120 | 2021-08-24 03:35:56 | 86.45 | 97% |
| 24206 | 2021-02-13 11:40:42 | 93.28 | 98.5% |
| 22644 | 2019-02-15 09:38:14 | 71.33 | 96% |
| 20549 | 2018-12-23 08:48:55 | 71.16 | 96% |
| 14158 | 2018-03-04 06:12:44 | 80.77 | 97% |
| 13644 | 2016-06-04 16:50:59 | 80.31 | 95% |
| 12599 | 2015-03-15 08:17:01 | 85.59 | 96% |
| 12507 | 2015-03-03 10:08:37 | 75.33 | 92% |
| 12104 | 2014-12-21 09:12:33 | 92.71 | 99% |
| 11710 | 2014-12-07 11:24:38 | 72.89 | 93% |
| 11585 | 2014-12-04 10:25:53 | 77.60 | 94% |
| 10948 | 2014-08-22 02:45:01 | 71.93 | 92% |
| 9642 | 2014-05-10 10:01:24 | 74.97 | 91% |
| 8169 | 2014-02-14 05:09:24 | 79.94 | 96% |
| 7264 | 2013-11-17 08:57:44 | 64.83 | 90% |
| 7124 | 2013-11-14 04:38:57 | 75.34 | 94% |
| 7009 | 2013-11-10 08:46:45 | 81.88 | 97% |
| 6654 | 2013-11-05 11:46:44 | 70.01 | 92% |
| 6209 | 2013-11-02 04:03:18 | 74.88 | 92% |
| 6005 | 2013-10-27 03:55:33 | 62.89 | 91% |
| 5830 | 2013-10-25 07:01:27 | 64.35 | 89% |
| 4518 | 2013-09-06 09:24:39 | 74.58 | 96% |
| 4263 | 2013-09-02 02:22:35 | 74.11 | 90% |
| 4167 | 2013-08-31 09:35:01 | 66.00 | 92% |
| 4094 | 2013-08-31 02:09:18 | 62.59 | 90% |
| 3754 | 2013-08-24 04:26:39 | 58.02 | 90% |
| 3625 | 2013-08-14 09:00:35 | 71.13 | 95% |
| 3409 | 2013-08-01 14:28:56 | 72.25 | 95% |
| 3107 | 2013-05-11 05:17:54 | 67.16 | 91% |
| 2471 | 2013-03-03 09:26:51 | 62.89 | 93% |
| 1892 | 2013-01-28 02:06:43 | 65.48 | 92% |
| 1678 | 2013-01-20 12:16:16 | 62.55 | 92% |
| 965 | 2012-12-29 12:16:01 | 64.60 | 98% |
| 868 | 2012-12-25 08:12:38 | 66.33 | 95% |
| 749 | 2012-12-16 10:12:40 | 65.88 | 98% |
| 552 | 2012-12-11 10:59:25 | 64.53 | 95% |
| 380 | 2012-12-04 07:39:53 | 58.58 | 94% |
| 319 | 2012-11-29 12:27:46 | 45.92 | 86% |
| 284 | 2012-11-24 12:34:51 | 60.22 | 97% |
| 90 | 2012-11-15 12:47:08 | 44.87 | 87% |