Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 33096 | 2016-08-02 22:34:49 | 50.43 | 94% |
| 31693 | 2016-01-27 02:18:02 | 44.75 | 93% |
| 30914 | 2016-01-01 02:31:26 | 49.07 | 96% |
| 29901 | 2012-05-31 00:18:39 | 54.51 | 95% |
| 29605 | 2012-05-16 02:27:24 | 48.54 | 90% |
| 28977 | 2012-04-24 21:19:09 | 59.70 | 97% |
| 28781 | 2012-04-13 21:09:33 | 58.04 | 95% |
| 27654 | 2012-03-01 23:40:49 | 54.83 | 92% |
| 27222 | 2012-02-23 00:04:37 | 48.23 | 92% |
| 27113 | 2012-02-21 03:27:30 | 51.20 | 96% |
| 26937 | 2012-02-18 18:23:13 | 49.19 | 97% |
| 26613 | 2012-02-11 23:17:35 | 49.87 | 90% |
| 26111 | 2012-02-06 18:10:19 | 52.57 | 95% |
| 24997 | 2011-09-11 03:03:46 | 48.53 | 96% |
| 24108 | 2011-07-07 22:54:01 | 52.05 | 95% |
| 23972 | 2011-07-05 20:05:54 | 53.77 | 91% |
| 22878 | 2011-05-29 03:41:11 | 47.91 | 92% |
| 22259 | 2011-04-02 02:24:25 | 44.92 | |
| 21965 | 2011-03-19 17:08:29 | 51.15 | |
| 21652 | 2011-02-21 04:15:52 | 49.63 | |
| 21603 | 2011-02-17 23:49:17 | 52.91 | |
| 21180 | 2011-01-13 18:29:34 | 60.14 | |
| 20234 | 2010-12-23 01:01:20 | 45.72 | |
| 19269 | 2010-11-27 02:57:50 | 48.91 | |
| 18923 | 2010-11-13 03:37:00 | 39.17 | |
| 18708 | 2010-11-10 03:42:16 | 47.47 | |
| 18095 | 2010-11-01 04:14:09 | 45.91 | |
| 17796 | 2010-10-27 00:01:20 | 47.86 | |
| 17340 | 2010-10-20 21:49:01 | 49.00 | |
| 16418 | 2010-09-30 03:24:01 | 47.06 | |
| 14911 | 2010-08-20 19:47:34 | 51.57 | |
| 12938 | 2010-07-07 20:33:08 | 44.94 | |
| 12080 | 2010-06-09 16:32:03 | 39.58 | |
| 11537 | 2010-05-27 15:56:59 | 43.27 | |
| 10644 | 2010-05-01 18:46:08 | 43.86 | |
| 10606 | 2010-05-01 01:30:22 | 47.79 | |
| 10439 | 2010-04-25 18:41:18 | 38.25 | |
| 9871 | 2010-04-16 22:49:17 | 42.62 | |
| 9514 | 2010-04-06 19:36:39 | 46.67 | |
| 9448 | 2010-03-15 02:57:11 | 39.01 | |
| 8984 | 2010-02-25 07:06:47 | 39.09 | |
| 8851 | 2010-02-21 05:39:20 | 43.71 | |
| 8072 | 2009-11-15 17:49:58 | 39.61 | |
| 7541 | 2009-10-25 03:52:34 | 31.36 | |
| 6123 | 2009-07-28 05:39:22 | 37.38 | |
| 4471 | 2009-03-08 20:10:22 | 34.28 | |
| 4255 | 2009-03-04 08:37:47 | 30.84 | |
| 3557 | 2009-02-04 07:38:59 | 34.26 | |
| 3354 | 2009-01-26 08:31:03 | 35.02 | |
| 2636 | 2008-12-28 04:29:30 | 34.69 | |
| 1993 | 2008-11-24 19:22:40 | 36.09 | |
| 1165 | 2008-10-11 23:34:10 | 31.66 | |
| 818 | 2008-09-24 20:33:56 | 27.67 | |
| 510 | 2008-09-06 07:06:14 | 25.55 | |
| 475 | 2008-09-05 04:58:16 | 35.45 | |
| 402 | 2008-08-28 23:21:19 | 25.29 | |
| 301 | 2008-08-26 04:24:05 | 27.13 |