Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 68619 | 2022-07-07 20:46:13 | 117.42 | 98% |
| 62387 | 2016-05-14 13:27:01 | 119.05 | 95% |
| 62201 | 2016-04-23 18:46:12 | 127.37 | 96% |
| 62165 | 2016-04-22 19:56:58 | 121.27 | 96% |
| 61825 | 2016-03-22 18:29:26 | 117.60 | 95% |
| 61157 | 2016-02-27 10:53:53 | 107.20 | 92% |
| 60600 | 2016-02-19 16:03:41 | 107.05 | 92% |
| 59319 | 2016-01-23 14:11:11 | 120.29 | 93% |
| 59312 | 2016-01-23 14:06:13 | 120.45 | 96% |
| 59261 | 2016-01-18 19:09:48 | 123.29 | 97% |
| 58747 | 2015-12-16 15:24:48 | 114.80 | 95% |
| 57966 | 2015-11-04 17:59:46 | 128.07 | 98% |
| 57931 | 2015-11-04 09:21:29 | 117.53 | 95% |
| 57891 | 2015-11-03 16:57:18 | 115.84 | 94% |
| 57214 | 2015-10-14 11:10:57 | 117.00 | 94% |
| 56834 | 2015-09-24 10:41:45 | 102.68 | 91% |
| 56574 | 2015-09-10 10:14:50 | 123.16 | 94% |
| 56326 | 2015-09-04 13:06:10 | 115.53 | 93% |
| 55839 | 2015-08-26 16:39:45 | 105.15 | 92% |
| 55427 | 2015-08-21 12:59:11 | 101.79 | 91% |
| 54705 | 2015-08-12 11:18:59 | 130.12 | 98% |
| 54549 | 2015-08-10 16:32:09 | 104.77 | 94% |
| 53960 | 2015-07-28 16:36:19 | 128.08 | 97% |
| 52301 | 2015-07-10 12:09:10 | 109.14 | 92% |
| 51268 | 2013-07-29 09:15:49 | 108.58 | 92% |
| 51248 | 2013-07-11 15:36:30 | 113.05 | 97% |
| 51161 | 2013-06-18 08:23:30 | 113.00 | 96% |
| 50620 | 2013-04-20 10:27:57 | 124.42 | 97% |
| 48554 | 2012-11-21 10:31:07 | 101.66 | 91% |
| 48323 | 2012-11-16 15:00:59 | 102.67 | 91% |
| 47683 | 2012-08-29 20:36:34 | 110.06 | 94% |
| 47483 | 2012-08-18 17:20:27 | 118.89 | 97% |
| 47436 | 2012-08-13 15:55:43 | 131.18 | 98% |
| 47268 | 2012-08-09 08:59:34 | 104.46 | 91% |
| 46993 | 2012-07-28 10:24:28 | 112.68 | 94% |
| 46872 | 2012-07-24 11:35:11 | 114.73 | 94% |
| 46498 | 2012-07-14 14:45:22 | 107.02 | 93% |
| 45362 | 2012-06-21 15:00:24 | 110.44 | 93% |
| 45144 | 2012-06-17 12:59:51 | 121.30 | 96% |
| 45066 | 2012-06-15 15:22:45 | 120.66 | 94% |
| 43851 | 2012-05-24 16:30:01 | 97.69 | 91% |
| 43819 | 2012-05-24 12:58:22 | 103.42 | 93% |
| 43599 | 2012-05-20 12:26:07 | 99.83 | 91% |
| 43384 | 2012-05-17 15:13:56 | 100.78 | 90% |
| 43045 | 2012-05-12 08:50:34 | 106.75 | 92% |
| 43031 | 2012-05-12 08:33:46 | 87.52 | 89% |
| 42415 | 2012-05-03 08:46:21 | 104.34 | 91% |
| 42167 | 2012-04-27 15:49:30 | 105.62 | 91% |
| 41125 | 2012-03-31 08:28:26 | 88.95 | 91% |
| 40257 | 2012-03-06 11:41:01 | 102.22 | 91% |
| 39545 | 2012-02-19 14:40:31 | 93.63 | 91% |
| 39507 | 2012-02-18 09:26:51 | 89.55 | 91% |
| 39460 | 2012-02-16 20:53:52 | 97.61 | 91% |
| 39310 | 2012-02-14 15:12:46 | 127.18 | 97% |
| 39206 | 2012-02-13 14:51:59 | 123.12 | 97% |
| 38806 | 2012-02-07 13:51:31 | 101.28 | 91% |
| 38661 | 2012-02-05 15:22:28 | 101.05 | 92% |
| 38242 | 2012-01-26 18:58:44 | 103.59 | 96% |
| 37551 | 2011-12-28 14:53:07 | 118.96 | 95% |
| 36700 | 2011-11-30 21:25:58 | 118.37 | 98% |
| 36577 | 2011-11-25 20:03:11 | 111.49 | 96% |
| 36342 | 2011-11-19 15:58:36 | 108.26 | 94% |
| 35521 | 2011-10-30 18:43:29 | 106.31 | 94% |
| 35440 | 2011-10-30 08:39:21 | 97.24 | 88% |
| 34570 | 2011-10-16 10:26:43 | 94.95 | 91% |
| 33646 | 2011-09-22 16:31:04 | 100.23 | 93% |
| 33618 | 2011-09-22 16:05:21 | 105.25 | 93% |
| 33544 | 2011-09-20 15:39:24 | 96.89 | 92% |
| 33285 | 2011-09-03 15:22:49 | 122.55 | 98% |
| 33095 | 2011-08-28 13:59:51 | 107.95 | 96% |
| 32968 | 2011-08-19 08:09:56 | 93.80 | 92% |
| 32003 | 2011-07-01 15:23:11 | 91.38 | 89% |
| 29427 | 2011-04-13 11:32:47 | 104.87 | |
| 28400 | 2011-03-26 21:24:43 | 107.21 | |
| 28265 | 2011-03-25 07:26:05 | 94.78 | |
| 27484 | 2011-03-15 10:26:59 | 77.61 | |
| 27341 | 2011-03-12 13:37:36 | 95.07 | |
| 27291 | 2011-03-12 10:17:10 | 81.74 | |
| 27210 | 2011-03-11 17:32:11 | 108.17 | |
| 26931 | 2011-03-08 18:03:46 | 98.47 | |
| 26525 | 2011-03-03 14:18:45 | 82.29 | |
| 26338 | 2011-03-02 18:58:31 | 80.26 | |
| 25889 | 2011-02-26 16:25:24 | 99.73 | |
| 25797 | 2011-02-25 19:18:02 | 93.80 | |
| 25222 | 2011-02-22 11:01:50 | 94.65 | |
| 24984 | 2011-02-20 08:29:23 | 88.91 | |
| 23294 | 2011-01-30 17:13:02 | 102.79 | |
| 22939 | 2011-01-27 09:46:01 | 83.64 | |
| 22827 | 2011-01-26 10:35:43 | 78.05 | |
| 22023 | 2011-01-12 20:01:02 | 90.36 | |
| 20549 | 2010-12-14 07:31:37 | 82.40 | |
| 20014 | 2010-11-28 13:25:20 | 105.59 | |
| 18951 | 2010-10-04 14:07:17 | 77.58 | |
| 18915 | 2010-10-03 16:47:34 | 95.39 | |
| 18411 | 2010-09-20 19:01:23 | 89.19 | |
| 17635 | 2010-08-29 11:54:28 | 102.84 | |
| 17394 | 2010-08-22 09:54:18 | 86.49 | |
| 16677 | 2010-08-12 14:15:06 | 88.25 | |
| 16295 | 2010-08-05 19:36:33 | 85.17 | |
| 15560 | 2010-07-16 17:22:35 | 93.28 | |
| 15272 | 2010-07-05 07:00:19 | 106.08 | |
| 14726 | 2010-05-18 18:50:09 | 88.41 | |
| 14188 | 2010-04-30 19:08:53 | 90.50 | |
| 14155 | 2010-04-30 14:52:04 | 79.65 | |
| 13999 | 2010-04-04 15:08:51 | 98.52 | |
| 12863 | 2010-02-13 11:45:43 | 101.01 | |
| 11870 | 2010-01-06 20:57:07 | 87.80 | |
| 11509 | 2009-12-26 18:04:56 | 92.83 | |
| 11218 | 2009-12-11 20:11:47 | 86.18 | |
| 10948 | 2009-11-30 19:31:54 | 94.61 | |
| 9963 | 2009-10-17 13:31:55 | 95.89 | |
| 9471 | 2009-10-05 09:35:09 | 77.18 | |
| 8839 | 2009-09-13 11:43:25 | 102.24 | |
| 8838 | 2009-09-13 11:42:36 | 98.23 | |
| 7810 | 2009-08-20 19:41:33 | 82.61 | |
| 7605 | 2009-08-15 15:21:09 | 81.51 | |
| 7200 | 2009-08-08 15:17:02 | 90.88 | |
| 6757 | 2009-07-27 08:40:37 | 78.82 | |
| 6440 | 2009-07-16 10:34:57 | 82.62 | |
| 6436 | 2009-07-16 10:31:20 | 85.05 | |
| 6007 | 2009-07-07 16:40:06 | 87.78 | |
| 5757 | 2009-07-05 11:35:03 | 85.49 | |
| 4989 | 2009-06-10 17:14:21 | 72.96 | |
| 4650 | 2009-06-04 13:34:29 | 78.68 | |
| 4470 | 2009-05-31 14:05:56 | 57.23 | |
| 4026 | 2009-05-21 15:07:56 | 81.22 | |
| 3707 | 2009-05-15 13:36:43 | 71.73 | |
| 2524 | 2009-04-14 17:20:15 | 68.14 | |
| 2428 | 2009-04-12 08:22:26 | 81.93 | |
| 2056 | 2009-04-04 18:46:45 | 68.09 | |
| 1838 | 2009-04-01 13:46:14 | 75.62 | |
| 1807 | 2009-03-31 14:50:43 | 66.83 | |
| 1531 | 2009-03-27 19:35:18 | 64.41 | |
| 1422 | 2009-03-22 19:47:19 | 67.28 | |
| 909 | 2009-02-19 11:47:01 | 67.24 | |
| 691 | 2009-02-11 18:31:07 | 63.40 | |
| 228 | 2009-01-25 14:50:56 | 57.79 |