Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3604 | 2019-12-16 04:14:28 | 66.86 | 96% |
| 2884 | 2019-10-31 15:35:30 | 63.60 | 98% |
| 2584 | 2019-10-20 15:16:00 | 52.72 | 93% |