Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6940 | 2019-11-12 01:34:59 | 90.04 | 98% |
| 2922 | 2019-08-28 10:01:53 | 75.08 | 96% |
| 2181 | 2019-07-31 09:32:40 | 66.32 | 95% |